invasor zim Article: Life In Zim's House~Episode 1: Eev

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posted by VeeTruLxi

LIZH#1: Eev
(((Zim walks in his base after a long día of Skool. gir runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: tu have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved camisa, camiseta under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY don’t want to be here.
Zim: Well there’s something we have in common! I don’t want tu here either!
Robo-Mom: Now honey, tu need to be nice to little Zimmy!
Zim: Her name is ZIMMY?!
Girl: NO! My name ain’t Zimmy!
Zim: Get out of my house now!
Robo-Dad: Now, now son, tu play nice with your sister while your mother and I go to the store.
(((Robo-Dad and Robo-Mom repeatedly crash into the wall. The girl is watching them, not saying anything.)))
Zim: …You! Human Girl! Go! NOW!
Girl: Uh, no.
Zim: WHY NOT?!
Girl: Cause I’m awesome.
Zim: ……
Girl: I live here now apparently and I ain’t going.
Zim: tu just dicho tu don’t want to be here!
Girl: I have a complicated mind.
Zim: …Did that even make sense?
Girl: I don’t know. Maybe the girl that goes por the name of ferb1o1 on some internet message boards who is typing everything we are saying is just typing.
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* HEY! No breaking the fourth wall!
Zim: ….????
Girl: See what I mean?
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* I dicho NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Now stop before I use my awesome writer powers to make you….wear pink!*
Girl: NO! Not PINK!
Zim: …What’s wrong with pink??? *Looks at his shirt*
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* NOW! With my amazing powers, I will make tu all forget what just happened!
*Someone Singing*~~~~Making Everyone Forget What Just Happened Is Fun!~~~~
(((Zim, the girl and gir are passed out on the floor.)))
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* Hehehe! It worked! But, what was with the singing? Oh snap, I gotta go before they wake up! And why am I talking to myself?! *Poof!*
(((The girl, Gir, and Zim wake up dizzily.)))
Girl: Ugh, what happened?
Zim: I don’t know…*Sees the girl* Oh yeah, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Girl: I CAN’T. I LIVE here. Don’t tu get it?!
Zim: …Nonsense! Only gir and I live here! Isn’t that right Gir?
Gir: Yep!
Girl: Well guess what! I live here now. So you’re just going to have to get over it.
Zim: I don’t want to!
A voice from outside the door: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE ZIM!
Girl: Who’s that?
Zim: DIB…
Dib: *Busts the door down* Hah! I knew it!
Zim: Well of COURSE tu knew I was in here, because IT’S AFTER SKOOL! WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?! (>:O)
Dib: *Sees the girl* Hey! Who’s she?! Did tu kidnap her?!
Girl: Uh, no. He’s my brother…
Dib: (O_O) Say what?! (:-O)
Girl: And yet he doesn’t even know my name.
Zim: I don’t really care. I just want tu to get out of my HOUSE!
Girl: (>:O) ZIM! DON’T tu GET IT?! I LIVE HERE NOW!
Dib: …When did tu get a little sister???
Zim: Just a few minutos ago…
Dib: What’s her name?
Zim: Why do tu care?
Dib: Because I may have to reportar that an alien is taking care of a seven año old to the People who take care of…Children…People…
Girl: Wow, really smart.
Dib: I forgot the name ok?!
Girl: Eev.
Zim: Say what?
Girl: My name… is Eev.
Dib: Eve?
Eev: NO. It’s Eev.
Dib: That’s what I said!
Eev: It’s spelled E-E-V. Eev.
Dib: That’s…A weird name…
Eev: So is Dib and Zim.
Gir: What about MY name? Mah name’s Gir!
Eev: gir is a cute name.
Gir: (:]) Awwww.
Dib: How come your name is “Vee” backwards?
Eev: Dude, what type of pregunta is that?! It’d be like I ask tu how come your name is “Bid” backwards? o how come Zim’s name is “Miz” Backwards?
Zim: I still don’t want tu in my house!
Eev: You’re just going to have to face it. I’m your baby sister and there ain’t nothin’ tu can do about it.
Zim: ……I don’t like you.
END OF LIZH#ONE.
It gets MUCH better after this…
~Vee

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InvaderZEL Hi, Vee!It's me! Invader Zelena (or Zel) from the Nick boards! :D Thanks for showin' me what this was called! TTYL! xD

VeeTruLxi YAY! Hi Zel! :) One of my friends is on here! Yes! :) :) :) And you're welcome! :)

InvaderRife HI Vee remember ME Rife!

InvaderRife Vee how do i paint on here?I REALLY WANNA PAINT SO BADLY!well i guess i could could go do it on devainart.com BUT I REALLY WANNA DRAW ON HERE

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Invader Grimm chapter thirteen Just Another Normal día

posted by titanicdragon

Zoey's pov

"Danm It Ariel what in holy name did tu get yourelf into to!" I thought

I was far ahead of the boys, they still couldn't kept up with me. I sighed

What I was about to do was crazy, but Ariel was my sister I was going to let her do this por herself!

"Just give up!" dicho the devil

If my corazón was beating it would had stoped right then and there.

He looked just like...

"NO, it can't be!" I thought

"Gilles! So Gilles was the son of the devil!"

"Great just Great!" I yelled to myself

I pulled out my sword it was now o never! I was pulled back my mouth was covered it was Zim.

"NO tu don't!" he whispered...

Dib's Break-in Part 5, Chapter 1 finale

posted by jax3636

This is it. Tak, Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, and Prof. Membraine are in the middle of a war for the planet. One of them will die. One of them will be brainwashed. Two of them will start thier journey
into insanity. This is the end of chapter one. Part six will be uploaded in june. Oh, and to fully enjoy this parts' effect, open this in a new tab and listen to it while tu read. I listened to it while I wrote it! just copy it and paste it to a new tab! link

Tak let me into her ship. We streamed across the sky and found Zim in his voot cruiser. We flew towards him, and he turned around. “So, Tak, Look...

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Invader Grimm chapter three Visions and past

posted by titanicdragon

Author's note Chillyneon is the creator for Ariel
all credit goes to her for this charachter. Also chillyneon is also has many of her idea in here.

Thanks Chillyneon tu are amazing.

Zoey's pov

Zim helped me back up when he touch me I felt werid. Dib got me an ice pack, I place it on my head.

"Ok what is it Zo?" asked Dib.

"I have visions o jumps I really don't know what the hell they are they started comming on after my parnets were killed in front of me." I lied about that.

I wasn't going to tell the truth right now. I needed to see if I could trust them with my secert.

"What did tu see Z" (sorry...

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Invader Grimm: chapter one Human o Alien?

posted by titanicdragon

Author's note

Ok people this a crossover bewteen Invader Zim,& Grimm. These are two of my favorito! shows. Dib 16 Zim 16 (20) Gaz 15 Enjoy.

Zoey Luna had to mover again it had been to close this time. Skalenzahne ( Crocodile-like creatures) had gone to far with it crime raid she had to kill him. The police still didn't understand who o what could had possible had kill the man.

The creatures had been getting más bold. Zoey was among the few Grimms left. It was her job to keep the normals (humans) as Zoey called them save from the bad ones.

Zoey was 16 the youngest Grimm in history. Zoey had...

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Forbiden Love: Chapter Two Followed

posted by titanicdragon

estrella 's Pov

Dib had done it this time, he just went to far! He knew perfectly well that I didn't need help, well maybe I did but not from ghost boy. I pulled out my ipod and found I Stand Alone from Quest For Camelot, I made my own version of the song with a few changes. I pushed play and sang my song to the beat.

Star's version

I know the sound of each rock and stone,

I have seen what others fear,

Only I will roam in this forgotten place,

Just the likes of me are welcome here,

Everything breathes and I know each breath,

To me it means life, to others it's death,

It's perfectly balanced, perfectly...

Invader Zim Friend and Enemies part 8

posted by titanicdragon

Zim's pov

I had a million qusetions to ask, but first I thought Rose need a mintue o two before I drill her.

"What do tu want to know?"

I glazed at her

"How did you..."

"It's a witch thing"

"What'a a soulmate?"'

"A person with whom tu have an immediate connection with the moment tu meet. A connection so strong that tu are drawn to them in a way tu have never experienced before. They understand tu like no one eles they bring tu peace of mind. When your not around them it tears tu apart. tu will believe tu never loved anyone before."

"This Daimon thinks your his soulmate?"

"Yes, I have no...

Invader Zim Friend and Enemies part 5

posted by titanicdragon

Dib's pov

"Make yoursevles at inicial boys, and please try not to kill each other" she said

"He's the enemy" yelled Zim

"No, he's" I shot back

We glared at each other. Rose was digging in the closet.

"Stay away from her" Zim whispered

"I heared that" dicho Rose

"How?" asked Zim

"Witch rememeber"

"So, these attacks have they been the reasons tu been moved around a lot?" I asked.

"Yes and No Dib drink this"

"Why"

"It will keep demons away from you"

"Ok"

Rose's pov

He drank it his eyes went cloudly.

"Ok, Dib tu will forget everthing that has happened in the last past hora now go inicial and when tu do tu remember...

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Life In Zim's House~Episode 2: fresa Yogurt

posted by VeeTruLxi

LIZH#2: fresa Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! tu GOT ANY fresa YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have fresa yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of fresa yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: tu are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because...

Dib and Zim's Relationship

posted by InvaderNeek01

Dib and Zim are usually portrayed as mortal enemies, sometimes as rivals, and, occasionally, reluctant friends o teammates. As the series progresses, they both develop a grudging respect for the other. It is important to note that Dib, like Zim, does not know that Zim's mission is just something to keep him out of the way, and that he is a disgrace to the Irken population. Because he thinks Zim is actually a respected Irken, he is known to pregunta how intelligent the species as a whole may be (i.e. "If Irkens are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?"). If Dib knew the truth about...

Gir's Brain Freeze Problem

posted by melisa583

Gir's empty stare

Zim:*yawn* Gir! Time to sleep!
Gir:YES SIR! *falls asleep*
Zim:Ok...
five hours later
*Gir mumbles and can't sleep*
Gir:Maybe some TV will help. I LIKE TV!
*Gir turns on TV and changes channels rapidly*
*Gir throws remote to the ground*
Gir:Nothing good's on! . . . I know! I'll get some Freezy Shakes from the fridge!
*Gir goes in the cocina and gets a Freezy Shake*
Gir:I'll drink fast so Zim doesn't hear me!
*Gir drinks in 5 seconds*
Gir:Now to-
*Gir does an empty stare and falls down*
the siguiente morning
Zim:*yawn*Time to get gir and discuss-
*Zim kicks fallen Gir*
Zim:GIR!!! WHAT ARE tu DOING?!?
Gir:. ....

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rockys story part 4

posted by zgfangrl

king: a mostrar explain
rocky: im esting them if they send someone for me then ill know they arent what tu say they are
king: well suit yourself but they wont come
rocky: oh yes they will just wait
king: well since your the new king there are some things tu should know..
rocky: like?
king: we have an annual festival the rain festival it only rains once here every 600 years and since we dont have sun we get enough water to keep plants alive
rocky: wait wait wait it cant rain if theres no sun!
king: its a magical thing no one can explain
rocky: oh im sure theres some science to it
king: that doesnt matter...

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My life as an Irken, part two

posted by lola641

Millie, I doodled on her.

Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser gir sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....

Truth Hurts, Chapter 2

posted by avatar2012

Author's Note: As I've dicho before, it can be complicated to understand since I switch topics very quickly. Enjoy and comment!!!

Int.--Dib's House
"Tak!! What are tu doing here? I thought tu were dead!!!," screamed Dib. "I thought tu might suspect that. Which just proves my thoughts correct.," Tak dicho suspiciously. " Wait, what? What are tu thinking?," Dib said.
" Well your obviously smarter than Zim right? Well if tu didn't expect me to come, than he wouldn't of thought of that. It's the perfect time to exact my revenge on him. But I can't do it alone. My plan would invovle other people....

Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) día 4

posted by InvaderCynder

i woke up to the feeling of intense heat against my face. i opened my eyes and took out my Contact Lenses to see that the forest was on FIRE! i took off my wig to see that it had been burned to shoulder length. i threw it on the ground at the sound of wailing kittens.

i followed the crying into the fuego to see three gatitos and the body of there mother. my eyes widened as i realized that it was the same cat that, in my dreams, had tried to save me from the horrible fuego and failed. the gatitos were huddles inside a rock, staring at there dead mother in horror. ' her last attempt to save them.'...

Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) día 2 part 3

posted by InvaderCynder

Flames roared around me. i realized i was in the same forest as last time. i had been resting against a árbol and now i was surrounded por flames. i saw many gatos escaping a gorse bush, the canopy of trees above completely burned. ashes fell like snow, and i could hear the wailing of kits still inside! without even thinking i ran in, ripping a large hole in the gorse as i did so. i stopped at a large rock, very tall. i climbed up and looked around, suddenly spying a mother gatos burning body near a large hole in a stone. i hopped down and saw three trembling kits inside the hole, horror filling...

Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) día 2

posted by InvaderCynder

a black cat with white paws, stripes, and a white tail tip wailed at me as i opened my eyes. i was in a forest that was on fire. i tried to get up, but i couldn't. when i tried to speak, i couldn't do that either. i just watched helplessly as gatos fled a whole in a muro of gorse. the heat of the fuego becoming más and más realistic. suddenly i felt myself being pulled and pushed. the cat's were trying to save me! suddenly they fled as i saw myself catch on fire. i tried to scream but all of the air had been captured por the roaring flames that were consuming me. i went limp for a few seconds...

ToxiKat (A.K.A. Invader Cynder's story in Kat's POV)

posted by woowie

NOTE: Cynder dicho I could do this... didn't tu Cyn?

It was a dark night. I had lived on the streets for two whole months now. I drank from rivers, dug through trash, and hid from cops that were chasing me. It all started one night...

"KAT! WHY HAVE tu BROUGHT A LIVE HUMAN INTO OUR BASE!?" Zim yelled. "DUDE! Calm DOWN!" I say. "COMPUTER! BRING OUT THE MIND ERASING DIVICE!" Zim shouted. No response. "COMPUTER!" "Error" the computer beeped, "Mind control device is broken"
"By who?"
"Lightopian Kat"
"Grrrrrrrr" Zim growled. I was out on the street. "AND STAY OUT!" Zim called after me.

Suddenly, something moved in the sky. "Shooting star" I said.

The siguiente day, I was spying on Zim's class. "This is Cynder. Cynder, sit por Dib, and don't say anything for the rest of the year" dicho Mrs. Bitters. I had been in her class before. Later on, I saw the girl go inside Zim's house. "Aha!" I said.

Invader Ruby Amv : Bad día por Daniel Powter

posted by silvaria_fan23

Ruby(Singing):Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because tu had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say tu don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and tu go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't...

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INAVDER ZIM: Jade o Kat? Chapter 6

posted by Invader-Tak

'Hey everybody, I brought tacos!' Jade walked into the room. 'Uh oh...' Kat thought still blushing.
Zim kept quiet but he looked furious.
Jade saw Kat blush at Zim. She stopped dead and dropped the plate. The tacos fell on the floor and gir dived into the pile stuffing his mouth full.
Jade grew angry but breathed slowly and controlled herself. 'Too. Dles.' she dicho trying to smile and walked out of the room.
'I need to stop Kat.' she mumbled. Jade didn't amor Zim but for some reason she was jealous. Maybe she was wrong?
'Ah. I have a plan. Valentine's día is tomorrow... I'm wasting time.' and...

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Invader ZIM: Jade o Kat: Chptr 5

posted by woowie

"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! gir exploded. "Are tu supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted por Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
tu got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just canto my favorito! song, Firefl-" She said. gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.