invasor zim Article: Life In Zim's House~Episode 1: Eev

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posted by VeeTruLxi

LIZH#1: Eev
(((Zim walks in his base after a long día of Skool. gir runs up to him smiling.)))
Gir: Master! Guess what!
Zim: I don’t want to guess what Gir.
Gir: Well guess what anyway! *Giggles*
Robo-Mom: *Sing-song voice* He’s hooo-ooome!
(((The Robo-Parents wheel in the living room]
Robo-Dad: Son, we have something to tell you.
Zim: (O_o) …Ooookaaay….???
Robo-Mom: tu have a baby sister!
(((A girl with short black hair, dark purple dress with black pants and black long sleeved camisa, camiseta under dress walks in. Zim is ticked and the girl looks like she’s annoyed.)))
Zim: WHAT?!
Girl: Ugh, I REALLY don’t want to be here.
Zim: Well there’s something we have in common! I don’t want tu here either!
Robo-Mom: Now honey, tu need to be nice to little Zimmy!
Zim: Her name is ZIMMY?!
Girl: NO! My name ain’t Zimmy!
Zim: Get out of my house now!
Robo-Dad: Now, now son, tu play nice with your sister while your mother and I go to the store.
(((Robo-Dad and Robo-Mom repeatedly crash into the wall. The girl is watching them, not saying anything.)))
Zim: …You! Human Girl! Go! NOW!
Girl: Uh, no.
Zim: WHY NOT?!
Girl: Cause I’m awesome.
Zim: ……
Girl: I live here now apparently and I ain’t going.
Zim: tu just dicho tu don’t want to be here!
Girl: I have a complicated mind.
Zim: …Did that even make sense?
Girl: I don’t know. Maybe the girl that goes por the name of ferb1o1 on some internet message boards who is typing everything we are saying is just typing.
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* HEY! No breaking the fourth wall!
Zim: ….????
Girl: See what I mean?
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* I dicho NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! Now stop before I use my awesome writer powers to make you….wear pink!*
Girl: NO! Not PINK!
Zim: …What’s wrong with pink??? *Looks at his shirt*
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* NOW! With my amazing powers, I will make tu all forget what just happened!
*Someone Singing*~~~~Making Everyone Forget What Just Happened Is Fun!~~~~
(((Zim, the girl and gir are passed out on the floor.)))
VeeTruLxi: *Voice* Hehehe! It worked! But, what was with the singing? Oh snap, I gotta go before they wake up! And why am I talking to myself?! *Poof!*
(((The girl, Gir, and Zim wake up dizzily.)))
Girl: Ugh, what happened?
Zim: I don’t know…*Sees the girl* Oh yeah, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Girl: I CAN’T. I LIVE here. Don’t tu get it?!
Zim: …Nonsense! Only gir and I live here! Isn’t that right Gir?
Gir: Yep!
Girl: Well guess what! I live here now. So you’re just going to have to get over it.
Zim: I don’t want to!
A voice from outside the door: I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE ZIM!
Girl: Who’s that?
Zim: DIB…
Dib: *Busts the door down* Hah! I knew it!
Zim: Well of COURSE tu knew I was in here, because IT’S AFTER SKOOL! WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE?! (>:O)
Dib: *Sees the girl* Hey! Who’s she?! Did tu kidnap her?!
Girl: Uh, no. He’s my brother…
Dib: (O_O) Say what?! (:-O)
Girl: And yet he doesn’t even know my name.
Zim: I don’t really care. I just want tu to get out of my HOUSE!
Girl: (>:O) ZIM! DON’T tu GET IT?! I LIVE HERE NOW!
Dib: …When did tu get a little sister???
Zim: Just a few minutos ago…
Dib: What’s her name?
Zim: Why do tu care?
Dib: Because I may have to reportar that an alien is taking care of a seven año old to the People who take care of…Children…People…
Girl: Wow, really smart.
Dib: I forgot the name ok?!
Girl: Eev.
Zim: Say what?
Girl: My name… is Eev.
Dib: Eve?
Eev: NO. It’s Eev.
Dib: That’s what I said!
Eev: It’s spelled E-E-V. Eev.
Dib: That’s…A weird name…
Eev: So is Dib and Zim.
Gir: What about MY name? Mah name’s Gir!
Eev: gir is a cute name.
Gir: (:]) Awwww.
Dib: How come your name is “Vee” backwards?
Eev: Dude, what type of pregunta is that?! It’d be like I ask tu how come your name is “Bid” backwards? o how come Zim’s name is “Miz” Backwards?
Zim: I still don’t want tu in my house!
Eev: You’re just going to have to face it. I’m your baby sister and there ain’t nothin’ tu can do about it.
Zim: ……I don’t like you.
END OF LIZH#ONE.
It gets MUCH better after this…
~Vee

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InvaderZEL Hi, Vee!It's me! Invader Zelena (or Zel) from the Nick boards! :D Thanks for showin' me what this was called! TTYL! xD

VeeTruLxi YAY! Hi Zel! :) One of my friends is on here! Yes! :) :) :) And you're welcome! :)

InvaderRife HI Vee remember ME Rife!

InvaderRife Vee how do i paint on here?I REALLY WANNA PAINT SO BADLY!well i guess i could could go do it on devainart.com BUT I REALLY WANNA DRAW ON HERE

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