1. tu sit in front of the televisión watching a mostrar tu hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the siguiente episode is on.
2. tu scream every time tu see the advert.
3. When tu see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops tu run towards it even though tu have it at home.
4. tu manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time tu see the word [H]ouse tu scream.
6. tu go to the hospital in hope to see o meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. tu know the título of every episode in order por heart.
8. tu know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. tu have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. tu watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. tu sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a lista of how tu know your obsessed.
12. Every time tu write [H]ouse tu put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. tu always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your fondo de pantalla on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. tu print out information on the whole show, charactors and a lista of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is tu were watching [H]ouse.
17. tu have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. tu use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before tu speak the people tu are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time tu take a painkiller tu get frightened about getting addicted.
21. tu have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. tu know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. tu consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when tu hear people talk about it tu want to kill them.
24. tu watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. tu look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though tu can walk perfectly fine.
26. tu have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. tu force your whole family to watch it.
28. tu read lists about [H]ouse.
29. tu watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds tu of [H]ouse somehow.
31. tu make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This lista reminds tu of yourself.
34. tu want to name your children after [H]ouse characters o the actors who play them.
35. tu try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. tu ask strangers if they watch it and if they do tu say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. tu have an alarm on your phone reminding tu to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty minutos before it starts.
38. tu start calling people por their last names.
39. tu don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. tu own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. tu can think of over Forty Reasons for why tu amor [H]ouse.
42. tu can think of más then this.
43. tu just know tu amor it.
2. tu scream every time tu see the advert.
3. When tu see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops tu run towards it even though tu have it at home.
4. tu manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time tu see the word [H]ouse tu scream.
6. tu go to the hospital in hope to see o meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. tu know the título of every episode in order por heart.
8. tu know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. tu have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. tu watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. tu sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a lista of how tu know your obsessed.
12. Every time tu write [H]ouse tu put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. tu always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your fondo de pantalla on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. tu print out information on the whole show, charactors and a lista of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is tu were watching [H]ouse.
17. tu have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. tu use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before tu speak the people tu are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time tu take a painkiller tu get frightened about getting addicted.
21. tu have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. tu know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. tu consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when tu hear people talk about it tu want to kill them.
24. tu watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. tu look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though tu can walk perfectly fine.
26. tu have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. tu force your whole family to watch it.
28. tu read lists about [H]ouse.
29. tu watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds tu of [H]ouse somehow.
31. tu make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This lista reminds tu of yourself.
34. tu want to name your children after [H]ouse characters o the actors who play them.
35. tu try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. tu ask strangers if they watch it and if they do tu say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. tu have an alarm on your phone reminding tu to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty minutos before it starts.
38. tu start calling people por their last names.
39. tu don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. tu own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. tu can think of over Forty Reasons for why tu amor [H]ouse.
42. tu can think of más then this.
43. tu just know tu amor it.