-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. tu will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your bones in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab tu in the guts.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, tu will probably be sexually molested por a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have tu got a dead wish o something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of tu are searching a large building, do not, whatever tu do, división, split up.
-Don't go anywhere near...
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