posted by hitman11
There's good news and there's bad news for horror fans today, folks. The bad news is that Rob Zombie has signed to write and direct H2, the sequel to his godawful remake of Halloween.
The good news is... erm. Erm. We'll get back to tu on that one.
Zombie has long dicho that he would never make a sequel to his 2007 film, which spent más time on the origin of stalker and slasher extraordinaire Michael Myers than it did on the actual stalking and slashing, despite the fact that it grossed a nice, sequel-friendly $78 million worldwide.
posted by megalentine
So this 12 año old girl, Tatiana, decides to invite her favorito! horror movie star, Jason, to her house for tea. Jason is so baffled por the invitation, he decides to go, just to meet the girl who sent it. He gets ready, goes to the address, and sees a little girl and her tiny friend waiting at the door. Now the two kids have the biggest grins on their faces, because they just can't believe that he actually came. He doesn't even make it to the doorbell before he's yanked through the door frame, greeted por screams and hugs and blinded por camera flashes!!! he decides to stay, and the only thought in his mind the whole time is,"Holy crap! these girls are lunatics!"
posted by HollyWoodBigFan
posted by 1122ridr
Clive Barker responded to the film on Twitter saying, "I want to put on record that the flic out there using the word Hellraiser IS NO FUCKIN' CHILD OF MINE! have NOTHING to do with the fuckin' thing. If they claim its from the mind of Clive Barker, it's a lie. It's not even from my butt-hole."
This is not a remake of the first one, it's the ninth one. And boy, it's a doozy.
The film stars Stephan Smith Collins as Pinhead, and fred Tatasciore as the voice of Pinhead. It also has a female version of Chatterer. The only good actor is Collins and Tatasciore.
Words can not describe how craptastic this movie is. Just watch the trailer.
posted by Snake-Eye