Happy FrUk day!

So, found this Hetalia, personality test somewhere I can't remember. Well let's get started!
~~~:::North Italy (Feliciano Vargas):::~~~

[] tu were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] tu adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[] You're very happy-go-lucky
[] tu constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the hadas
[x] tu have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[] You're a good artist
[x] tu can be clumsy
[] tu have a friend tu always depend upon if tu mess up something
[x] If your life was in danger, tu would do the typical Italian...

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best examen results. If tu would like to take this examen go to
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How it happened:
Stealthily, tu crept up on Yao. Sitting on a bench, presumably enjoying the flowering trees, ambushing him was too perfect to resist. One step brought tu closer to him, another and tu were almost there, last one and tu were close enough to embrace him. Carefully, very...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! tu call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! tu DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All tu are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has más dick! I have an army of Red Coats! tu have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the bestg examen results. If tu would like to take this examen go to
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tu couldn’t wait for Ludwig to come home—it was your fifth anniversary (you had been dating for five years) and he always remembered occasions that were special to you. Often, tu wished tu could make the occasion más special por being más than his girlfriend, but tu were happy, regardless.
Glancing around the foyer where...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitarra it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I dicho NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
JOIN THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps...

These are things that every hetalia Has to do at least once:
1. Cosplay. (duh)
2. Conspicuously giggle at your history textbooks during class.
3. Be the smartest in History class and whenever tu answer a history pregunta correctly, follow it up with *coughthankyouanimecough*
4. Walk around your supermercado and hyperventilate when tu see wurst, turn your nose up when tu see scones, o any English food, and yell PASTA~ whenever tu see any.
5. Refer to every country using their human name.
6. Hug anybody who's name is the same as the human name of a country, unless their name is Ivan (Russia) or...