(Spin-off of the Card mesa, tabla Dating skit por Richard Jeni)
I say when tu meet your other self tu don't want a cena table, what tu want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the mesa, tabla and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see tu poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
I say when tu meet your other self tu don't want a cena table, what tu want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the mesa, tabla and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:
2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"
1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"
2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"
1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"
2p: "... My brother came out of the closet when he was four."
Both: *awkward staring*
2p: "Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top."
1p: "I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on cRAck!"
2p: "... Alright, listen now... I have an imaginary friend that's a flying bunny."
1p: "YOU KNOW FLYING MINT BUNNY!?"
2p: "... I'm neurotic, I need to see other people."
1p: "I'm schizophrenic- I aM OtHer pEOpLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
2p: "Okay...um, I'm just gonna... go now, see tu poppet!"
((Note: ...Don't. Don't even ask. I thought it was funny. ... That is all.))
Maybe I'm escritura this más out of newfound frustration, but...
Let's be frank, here, we need a rule for the fandom. There really should be a rule where preteens under thirteen o people with some sort of onset Paracosm shouldn't be on ANY fandom, let alone Hetalia, because I swear I'll blow a freaking gasket the siguiente time I hear a rape joke o someone whining and bitching that they don't like a ship. That's little kids stuff. If tu have to giggle about rape o trash others for liking a pairing o just "liking some eye candy," (as if satisfying oneself sexually through a fictional fantasía pairing is against some anime law, user-who-won't-be-named) then no fandom is for you, dear, sorry...
Let's be frank, here, we need a rule for the fandom. There really should be a rule where preteens under thirteen o people with some sort of onset Paracosm shouldn't be on ANY fandom, let alone Hetalia, because I swear I'll blow a freaking gasket the siguiente time I hear a rape joke o someone whining and bitching that they don't like a ship. That's little kids stuff. If tu have to giggle about rape o trash others for liking a pairing o just "liking some eye candy," (as if satisfying oneself sexually through a fictional fantasía pairing is against some anime law, user-who-won't-be-named) then no fandom is for you, dear, sorry...