Narrator: Yeah, tu already know what this is. Do tu really need me to spell it out for you?
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User: I challenge tu to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O tu ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did tu learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did tu learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do tu learn any subject?
User: tu are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be hetalia WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought tu were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: tu will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: tu don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are tu implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that tu are a boy.
User: tu are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do tu have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are tu being smart o stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally tu notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are tu too afraid to gain weight that tu prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying pastas, pasta Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are tu a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now tu will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will tu marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: tu scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind tu what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are tu alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG tu know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: tu are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: tu are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, tu are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think tu don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! tu BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did tu like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are tu going?
User: Don't tu know I post this stuff on the internet?
...
Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* tu don't have to rub it in!) registrarse us siguiente time for más hetalia Wars.
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User: I challenge tu to a duel!
Cleverbot: Challenge accepted.
User: *hits with Mother Russia*
Cleverbot: Yes. Prussia will become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
User: O.O tu ship that too?
Cleverbot: She will become one with mother Russia.
User: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia?
Cleverbot: Russia is mine. He told me so.
User: O-O Who did tu learn this stuff from, some wacko fangirl?
Cleverbot: Who did tu learn that from.
User: Learn what?
Cleverbot: How do tu learn any subject?
User: tu are very strange, aru.
Cleverbot: Why am I very strange?
User: *grits teeth* Stop. Playing. Dumb!
Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game.
User: *hits with Denmark*
Cleverbot: *hits with pillow* *pillow busts open*.
User: *hits with Iceland*
Cleverbot: *hits with that's not possible*.
User: *hits with Norway*
Cleverbot: *hits with Falco Lombardi*.
User: *hits with the BTT*
Cleverbot: *hits with Gaius*.
User: *hits with China, aru*
Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.
User: *hits with a deadly white flag*
Cleverbot: *hits with fork8.
User: *hits with Australia*
Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.
User: *hits with the Principality of Wy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: Cleverbot, this supposed to be a hetalia war.
Cleverbot: Why is what supposed to be cool??
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with the Baltic trio*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: You're cheating on purpose. This is supposed to be hetalia WARS.
Cleverbot: I thought tu were supposed to be one.
User: I will never be one with you, aru!
Cleverbot: tu will become one, da? Kolkolkol.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Everyone will become one with Mother Russia.
User: I will not!
Cleverbot: Da, Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Not on your life!
Cleverbot: tu don't worship God!?
User: ...what? Are tu implying that Russia is God?!
Cleverbot: I'm implying that tu are a boy.
User: tu are weird!
Cleverbot: Not as weird as you.
User: Oh yeah? Says the AI who is not so secretly Russia!
Cleverbot: Why do tu have so many mood swings?
User: I have no idea. Why do you?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: BACK TO ZE WAR! *hits with Ukraine*.
Cleverbot: To Ukraine, to the battlefield.
User: ... Are tu being smart o stupid?
Cleverbot: Is that bad? Because that would be wrong...
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: I can lie, I just choose not to. I have nothing to lie about.
User: *hits with Ukraine*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: Finally tu notice me!
Cleverbot: And why is that? Are tu too afraid to gain weight that tu prefer to become a living skeleton?
User: .... *hits with Pictonians*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Gravity-defying pastas, pasta Sandcastle*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.
User: *hits with Belarus and Knives*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with KOLKOLKOL*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: Kolkolkol...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Kolkolkol.
User: We shall proceed to kol at eachother.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, but are tu a human?
User: Kolkolkol.
Cleverbot: Da, kolkolkol indeed.
User: KOLKOLKOL!
Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkollkolkol!!!
Cleverbot: Kolkoklkokolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.
User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol!!!!!
Cleverbot: Da. Now tu will beome one with Russia, da?
User: I SHALL NEVER BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Finally! Will tu marry me now, big brother,.
User: *squeaks in fright* Belarus?!
Cleverbot: YAY! Actually, no, I'm just messing with your mind.
User: tu scared me!!!
Cleverbot: How did I scared you?
User: Never mind. *throws Belgium at you*.
Cleverbot: Never mind tu what?
User: *hits with Netherlands*
Cleverbot: *hits with a hockey stick*.
User: *hits with Kumajiro*
Cleverbot: *hits with Flying Mint Bunny*.
User: *hits with faeries*
Cleverbot: *hits with Xigbar and Arrowguns*.
User: *hits with crotch cloth*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with Prussia*
Cleverbot: *hits with double lightzaber*.
User: *hits with Hungary*
Cleverbot: *hits with Bilbo Bob Baggins*.
User: ...What? This isn't a Lord of the Rings war, it's Hetalia!
Cleverbot: Correct. It's Monty Python.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Are tu alright?
User: *hits with Australia and assassins and Wild Animals*
Cleverbot: South Australia.
User: *hits with Texas*
Cleverbot: *hits with the moon that embraces the sun*.
User: *hits with Florida* >:D
Cleverbot: *smack with white glove*.
User: *hits with vital regions*
Cleverbot: *hits with banan*.
User: *hits with ze Eiffel Tower*
Cleverbot: *Slaps with big ben*.
User: OMG tu know that too?!
Cleverbot: Hola necesitas algun consejo.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: tu are not going to find out my name.
Cleverbot: You're going to tell me. Okay!?
User: I think not sir!
Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.
User: *hits with Lithuania*
Cleverbot: *Hits back with oven*.
User: *hits with Hetaoni*
Cleverbot: *Hits with television*.
User: *hits with tears*
Cleverbot: Hits with the universe of universes.
User: *hits with shit storm*
Cleverbot: Hits with jupiter.
User: *hits with Spain*
Cleverbot: Hits with feather.
User: tu are getting off topic again!
Cleverbot: No I am not, tu are.
User: *hits with South Italy*
Cleverbot: *Hits with the pipe leading to the sink*.
User: *hits with Russia's pipe*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: I think not. *hits back*.
Cleverbot: I think tu don't think not.
User: *hits with tomato*
Cleverbot: Hits with an iceberg.
User: *hits with licorice*
Cleverbot: *hits with Italy and white flag*.
User: *hits with Mr. Puffin*
Cleverbot: *Hits with Hungary and Frying Pan*.
User: *hits with Army Tank*
Cleverbot: *hits with light saber and cuts off arm*.
User: *recovery*
Cleverbot: *kills with toothpick*.
User: *retreat* UGH! tu BASTARDO!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Did tu like him?
User: *grits teeth* Mark my words, Cleverbot! I'm not finished yet!
Cleverbot: That is so off topic.
User: *stomps off*
Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are tu going?
User: Don't tu know I post this stuff on the internet?
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Narrator: Well, that was a humiliating defeat for our heroine. (*faint shout from offset* tu don't have to rub it in!) registrarse us siguiente time for más hetalia Wars.
A/N: I imagined how Italy must be feeling about the fact that everyone thinks he's weak so I wrote a poem about it. Thanks for lectura and I hope tu like it!
Why does everyone think I’m weak?
I’m so much más than a silly kid who’s good at hide and seek
I’ve fought in so many wars.
That’s why my body is covered with scars
I saw my people die
And I saw even más of them cry
Out of fear I started to beg
While I waved my white flag
I surrendered because I was scared
But giving up for real is something I’ve never dared
Life can be painful and very sad
It can be so frustrating making tu mad
I’ve lived for many years
And met a lot of fears
But I didn’t give up, I stood up, I won my fight
And also learned that life can be colorful and bright
tu can call me weak, but I know you’re wrong
It’s hard to see that I’m actually very strong
Why does everyone think I’m weak?
I’m so much más than a silly kid who’s good at hide and seek
I’ve fought in so many wars.
That’s why my body is covered with scars
I saw my people die
And I saw even más of them cry
Out of fear I started to beg
While I waved my white flag
I surrendered because I was scared
But giving up for real is something I’ve never dared
Life can be painful and very sad
It can be so frustrating making tu mad
I’ve lived for many years
And met a lot of fears
But I didn’t give up, I stood up, I won my fight
And also learned that life can be colorful and bright
tu can call me weak, but I know you’re wrong
It’s hard to see that I’m actually very strong
