China: nihao muther f***er aru!!!
Japan:...lol whut?
China: I dicho NIHAO MUTHER F***ING F***ER!!!!
Japan: OH YEAH!!!!
China: F*** YEA!!!
Japan: OH YEA!?
China: YEAH!!!!
Japan: NIHAO GO DIE!!!
China: NIHAO CHEW MY C**K!!!
Japan: NIHAO SUCK MY D**K!!!
Russia: *walks in* what's going on?
China: nihao russia
Japan: nihao russia san
England: *crashes through window out of nowhere
and slams into Jaapn*
Russia: YAY!!! DOGPILE!!! *naughty look at China*
China: *takes off running* HOLY F***ING S**T ARU!!
Russia: VODKAAAAAAAA!!!! *tackles China*
America: *walks in* OH YEA!!! AWESOME!!! LET ME
registrarse THE DOGPILE!!! *jumps on England and Japan*
France: *walks in* oh hon hon hon! what's this?
invsions and no one told me?
Spain and Prussia: *tackle France and pin him on
the ground*
Greece: WHERE IS TURKEY!? GERMANY WAS HUNGRAY SO
HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO FRY TURKEY IN
GREECE!!!!
Turkey: I IS HERE tu CAT LOVER!!! I EATED CATS
FOR BREAKFEAST!!!!
Greece: F**K YOU!!!
Turkey: WELL F**K tu TOO!!!!
Greece: I F**KING HATE YOU!!!
Turkey: I F**KING HATE tu TOO!!!
Greece: NOT GET OVER HERE SO I CAN FRY TURKEY IN
GREECE SINCE GERMANY IS HUNGRAY!!!
Hungray: WHO dicho MY NAME!?
Prussia: I KNOW YO NAME!! YO NAME IS B***H!!!
Hungray: tu BETTER STOP BEFORE I SHOVE MY PAN UP
YOUR A$$!!! NOW WHO dicho MEH NAME!!!!
Greece: I SAIDED YO NAME NOW HELP ME FRY F**KING
TURKEY IN F**KING GREECE SINCE F**KING GERMANY IS
F**KING HUNGRAY!!!
Hungray: OKAY!!!
Germany: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!
Everyone: *stares at Germany*
Italy: WHAT!?
Germany: *stares at Italy*
Italy: OH tu WANT US TO PUT TEH HURT ON YOU!? I
THINK HE WANTS MEH TEH PUT TEH HURT ON HIM!!!
Romano:I THINK HE WANTS tu TO PUT TEH HURT ON HIM!!!
Italy:YOU THINK HE WANTS MEH TO PUT TEH HURT ON
HIM!?
Romano: YES I DO!!!
Italy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Romano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Italy and Romano: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Italy: *starts to puch and kick and bite Germany*
Romano: YEA!!! BEAT HIM UP!!! *starts to puñetazo, ponche and
kick Germany*
Germany: OH DEAR GOD! I FORGOT I WAS HUNGRAY!!!
GREECE!!! WHERE IS MY TURKEY THAT I FRIED IN
GREECE!!!!
Greece: HE'S RIGHT HERE!!! IN FACT HE'S VERY VERY
HARD BUT JUCIY!!!!!
Turkey: GED YOUR HANDS OFF MY C**K tu KAT LOVER!!
Greece: SHUT UP tu KAT EATED!!!!
Lithuania: i don't KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!
Poland: ME NITHER!!! BUT LET'S LIKE PLAY!!!!!
Lithuania: SURE RUSSIA IS HAVING FUN WITH CHINA IN
THE DOG PILE!!!!!!!
Poland: OKAY!!!!
Lithuania: DOWN ON YO KNEES SO WE CAN START!!!!!!
Poland: LIKE DON'T GO HARD!!!
Lithuania: TO BAD!!! tu SUCK IT HARD WHEN I GO
SOFT SO I'LL GO AS HARD AS A TRUCK HITTING A
misceláneo REATARD!!!!
Sweden: M'WIFE!!!!
Finland: *air punches sweden then shakes head back
and forth* I AIN'T YO PRINCESS!
Norway: ONIICHAN!!!!
Iceland: STOP!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUU-
Sealand: I WILL RULE DA WORLD!!!
England: TO BAD BECAUSE I ESCAPED THE DOG PILE AND
tu GONNA GET SPANKED!!!!
Sealand: aw...shi-
Switzerland: ITALY tu GONNA GET RAPED por ME!!!!
Lichenstien: but...didn't tu tell me that
rape is bad?
Switzerland: NOT UNLESS IT'S A PUNISHMENT!!!!
Austria: F U PRUSSIA!!!!
Prussia: I ESCAPED THE NON AWESOME DOG PILE AND
WILL NOW AWESOMELY FLIP tu OFF!!!
China: OHMIGAWD HOW LONG WAS I UNDER RUSSIA!?
Russia: ABOUT 5 HOURS DA?
Greece: CAT DADDY!!!! CALL ME SPONGEBOB
Turkey: BOB!
Greece: MAKING KRABBY PATIES
Turkey: PATTIES!
Greece: CHA GO TO WORK!
Turkey: WORK!
Greece: DO MY CAT DADDY!!!
Turkey: DADDY!
Japan: I ESCAPED FROM TEH DOG PIRE AND NEED TO
TERR tu TWO SOMETHING!!!!
Turkey and Greece: WHAT DO tu WANT!!!!
Japan: I...AM YOUR FATHER!
Turkey and Greece: *shocked faces) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Italy: WHAT TEH **** YA DOING!?
Japan: AND YO MUTHER IS RUSSIA!!!!!!
Italy: I ALSO HAVE A SECERT!!! ROMANO I AM
PREGNAT WITH GERMANY'S BABIES!!!
Romano: CGHUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! NOOOOO!
Lithuania: OKAY POLAND I SLAMMED INTO YOUR GOOD SPOT AS HARD AS A TRUCK HITTING A misceláneo RETARD!!
Poland: GOD DAT HURT!!! NOW LET'S FINISH THIS IN
THE BACKSEAT OF YO CAR!!!!
Lithuania: OKAY!!!
Sweden: I CALL tu M'WIFE!
Finland: I STILL AIN'T YO PRINCESS!!! AND I'M NOT
YOUR WIFE!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Romano: tu **** I'LL RIP OFF YOUR **** **** ***
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR **** AND **** *** *** @#%#$@%
^%@*^%^#$ SO tu CAN **** SIDEWAYS!!!!
Italy: AHHHH!!! THE CURLS ARE STUCK AGAIN!!!
GERMANY!!! GET IT OUT!!!!
Germany: AHHHH!!!! I'LL GET IT OUT!!! *untangles
curls* NOW DON'T BOTHER ME!!!!!