1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, tu got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than tu look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for tu now!" *Prepare yourself por getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did tu say something?"
5. "Why do tu have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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