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Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the playa with her.
Once they got to the playa they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If tu couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice traje de baño to mostrar off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head to two in clothing, trying to block out the sun. He didn't even notice Bella trying to get his attention.
Bellatrix frowned and stood in front of him. "NOTICE ME!" she yell.
This casued Voldemort to flinch and look at Bella. "Bella...Yelling at me is not needed, I'm three feet away from you" He stated.
"But look at what i'm wearing!"
"I don't care."
Bellatrix whined, Which made Voldemort pull out his wand. He mummbled a spell which made Bellatrix fly away from him and into the water. He smirked.
As Bellatrix hit the cold water, she screamed and cried. "WHY WOULD tu DO THIS TO ME!"
"You're a pest!" He called out to her.
Bella moved her wet hair out of her face and hissed at him. "Arse.." She mummbled, walking out of the water and back over to him.
Good thing they was no one else on the beach.

"Go away Bella."
"No"
"yes"
"No"
"yes"
Bellatrix then attacked Voldemort with a wet hug. "WHY DON"T tu amor ME??" She cried.
"becasue this is why...." He pushed her off of him and turned around. "I'm going back...this trip sucked.." and with that he left Bellatrix alone on the sandy beach.
Bella fell to her knees. "I still amor you..." she pouted.

*really short because i need to warm up and i haven't typed on the computer in the longest time..*
​*also sorry for mistakes...*
posted by Flora_Swift
"Pheonix, I heard that a muggle called Joan Rowling wrote a book about me." dicho Harry Potter one day.
"Harry, I know and I've read it. It seems that even though I'm just as famous as you, she doesn't mention me in the book. Oh yes, niether did she mention Lily." replied a girl sitting siguiente to Harry. She had long dark brown hair and misty blue eyes, she was so beautiful. Actually, she's not just a girl, she is Phoenix White, Harry Potter's cousin.
Harry smiled and replied, "Lily, I think she is much más famous than the two of us. She is just so Valiente and loyal, it was such a comfort to know...
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 Bella rules!
Bella rules!
FUUUUUUUU!
My friend just dicho twilight is better than harry potter!
Here is our convo:
"So twihard o potter head ? We both know who's better" Me
"Yhea"
Potters
Twilight
I think not!
Oh yhea!?
Yhea! And to prove tu are wrong... I challenge tu to a dule!
Your on!
And also... whoever wins is the better non-fiction fan.
*after much explaining we step into dule positions*
tu go first. Me
Ok! I turn into a werewolf!
Avada Kerdavra the werewolf.
*she runs off crying*

I think she's crazy. So your opinion. Hp o Twilight?
 Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
601: i will not try to make a cruzar, cruz breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's, beaverpus's and otter,beaverpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus withregular otters just to create the ultimate aquatic mammal. (?)
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggart looks like
604:I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumpinginto the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise...
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501. Bungee jumping off the astronomy tower is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere
.502. Using amor potion number nine on people are illigal. Therefore I should not make Harry/Draco fall in amor with Pansy Parkinson. Again
503. Snape does not take canto requests, therefore I should stop asking him to sing "Tearing Up My Heart"
504. -or any other songs
505. this lista being used as a checklist is inappropriate, therefore i shouldn't do so
506. I will not refer to Voldemort as "Voldie-Poo"
507. I will not enchant Draco so that he looks Emo/Goth to everyone around him except himself...
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301. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
302. The house elves are not there to do my homework.
303. Neither are the ghosts.
304. I am not a magical creature.
305. I am not the reincarnation of Merlin.
306. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate amor child.
307. Professor Snape did not kill my father and does not deserve to die.
308. Seamus Finnegan does not have a pot of oro under his bed.
309. -Or under his robe.
310. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order 'to see what happens'.
311. Grindewald is not my role model.
312. -Neither is Voldemort.
313. I will not cast...
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posted by AliMissXtotheO
    Until now, I was looking adelante, hacia adelante to being sorted. But then Professor McGonagall told me I was to be sorted with the first graders, o first years. Whatever tu call it. I didn't want every one in the school to view me as the girl who stood in line with the 11 año olds.
    Things turned out to go better than I expected. Before she bagan the ceramony, Professor McGonagall turned the the four houses and gave a speech....about me.
    "Before I call any first years up to be sorted, I would like to announce that we have a transfer...
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 friends that stick with tu until the very end...
Friends that stick with you until the very end...
*Quick heads-up* I found this on another spot, and I loved it so much, I thought I should put it on this spot. It originally had about 130, I added 20 más and changed some a bit. Enjoy!

1. A decent plot. 
2. The Hog's Head
3. Character death. 
4. Quidditch. 
5. Real villains
6. A journalist tu amor to hate.
7. A character who's loyalties remain unknown.
8. Hogwarts. 
9. Magic. 
10. A wand. 
11. An all-ages audience. 
12. friends that stick with tu until the very end.
13. vampiros that don't sparkle. 
14. The trio we could not live without.
15. Pranksters.
16. The Three Broomsticks.
17. The *very...
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Plots
HP: Harry discovers he has a special gift which he uses to protect himself, friends and Hogwarts
BT: Zach discovers he has a special gift which he will use to protect his world

Main Characters
HP: Harry, Hermione and Ron – All from England
BT: Zach, Bala and Wen – From England, America and China

Set
HP: Set in England but they go to special places that tu can only travel to using magic
BT: Set in England but they go to special worlds (world of love, equality, without money)

Evil
HP: Harry has a history with Voldemort and holds the key to his defeat
BT: Zach has the gift that Dhoranka once possessed and is link to Dhorankas evil past

Conclusion:
Common features between libros often help tu choose your siguiente book, which is a good thing. So is Birthright different enough to be considered a similar to Harry Potter o is it just Harry Potter in a different cover?
posted by dragonsmemory
((Note: Even though this is classified as a fanfic, this is a true story, the story of one Potterhead, and the years in which I grew up.))

I'm proud to call myself a Potterhead. It's a título I've justly earned. Especially now. As our first año without Harry Potter draws to a close, all of us think back, back over the journey that brought us here.

My entrance into the world could hardly be called remarkable. The fecha of my birth wouldn't become widely known for several years. I was born on July 31st, 1993, at 1:25 in the morning.

The first few years of my life are nothing but a blur, now. You...
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 Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorito! character!
Bellatrix, zanhar1's favorite character!
Congrats to zanhar1 who won first place in our Harry Potter FOTM contest! And also, congrats to KitKatLex & HARMONYforever who got 2nd place, and gigibear16 who got 3rd place!

Just a note: The things in underline are my questions and the things in italics are zanhar1's answers

Q: What was your reaction when tu found out tu won?
A:Lol I did!? :D Bellatrix would be proud![/u]

Q: Who is your favorito! character out of the trio, and why?
[i]A: Hermione because she’s a lovely smart, lovely person. :3


Q: How did tu find out about Harry Potter?
A: My ex-friend, I used to hate HP, just to bother her....
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posted by nagini10
Warner bro's and j.k Rowling have decided to let peple come to the Harry Potter studios ,where there is hogwarts ,diagon alley, hosmeade and anywhere else in the wizarding world . They mostrar tu how they do all the efects like how the brooms fly,the night bus and more.

They wanted hogwarts to look very real so they encouraged all the actors and actrices to carve their initials into the benches in the great hall and they hit the plates with a hammer to give them an authentic look.



I will be going to harry potter world so i will tell tu how it was.

P.S I am not talking about the one in orlando this one is in Londres and it's the ACTUAL studio
 owl post in hogsmead
owl post in hogsmead
"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid lectura reviews of cine I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my favorito! HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that descripción is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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posted by PeetaMLover
Many of us have different vistas on one particular character, Draco Malfoy. Since the first movie and book I thought Malfoy was an arrogant snob. when I think back to that time, I want to slap myself silly. Yes, he was a bully those first few years, but that's why most amor to hate him. In the fourth movie I saw the más humorous side of Draco. I amor how he votos for the Champion from Durmdtrang. In the book Draco states that Father wants him to go to Durmstrang. We can only imagine why. Personally, when I look back I feel that Lucius wanted to send Draco to Durmstrang so Draco wouldn't become...
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One night Alex,mariella,and olivea were in there dorm at wiztech
Alex:I am sooooo bored
Olivea:came on let's do something
Mars:like read about the Boy-Who-Lived?
Alex:reading?ew no
Olviea:it's not like it's gonna hurt u
Alex:um yes it's gonna hurt my brain
(a wind came in)
Mars:WHO OPEN THE WINDOW!!
Olviea:I DON'T KNOW?
Alex:WHAT'S HAPPEN?
(the wind stop)
Justin:ALEX WHAT DID U DO?
Alex:me?
Crumbs:it wasn't Alex
Alex:yeah-wait what!
Crumbs:I took u all to the triwizard torment
Mars:oh yeah
(with the golden trio)
Ron:wait your saying there's also a wizard school in america?
Hermione:yes ronanld
Harry:does...
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"HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX" (2007) Review

I usually tried to avoid lectura reviews of cine I am interested in seeing in the near future. Instead of relying on the opinions of others, I prefer to form my own opinions. However, my curiousity got the best of me and I could not help but read several reviews and opinions on the latest cinematic release from the HARRY POTTER franchise - namely "THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX". Mind you, the story was never my favorito! HARRY POTTER novel, but after the near travesty (okay, perhaps that descripción is a bit exaggerated) . . . after the slight...
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posted by toughgreg
Hello!

This is my Harry Potter fan fiction review.

Hermione's friend in her Muggle life has enter Hogwarts! Samantha Crane, her name, is a jealous, snobby girl who likes to bully Hermione in the past. Surprisingly, she's invited por McGonagall to become Hogwarts student for a week!

Harry, Ron and Hermione later knows the truth: Sam is planning to do something worse to Hogwarts, before the professors know it. Together, the trio struggle to prevent Sam's plan!

If tu want to see it, see my perfil on June. I'll post the link!

(PS: tu can recommend better ideas.)
posted by LifesGoodx3
Bellatrix Lestrange was killed on May 2nd, 1998, during the Battle of Hogwarts.

Bellatrix came from the Black family. They were notorious for believing in blood purity - Bellatrix was no different. She was the epitome of blood-purity and the Death Eaters. She was even labeled the most loyal Death Eater.

Even though her vistas on the world would not give this away, she was very loyal to her family and those she cared for. We know she cared for her sister, Narcissa, from the beginning of the Half Blood Prince. Narcissa wanted to tell Snape of Voldemorts plans, when it was dicho that it was not...
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posted by Mia_Lewis17
"No!", screamed a woman standing in front of a cuna begging a man in black not to kill her daughter. "Please, don't, don't kill her kill me instead!", she said. "Haha", laughed the man. "D'you think I'll spare her? after i kill tu I'll be the most powerful wizard in the world! Now stand aside and help me do it, after all it'll be the last thing you'll ever do"

"I will never stand aside! Till MY LAST BREATH!", screamed the woman.

"what a Valiente MUDBLOOD do we have here? Do tu want your little baby see tu as tu die? It'll be very hard for baby girl, isn't it?"

"well then let it be!"

A flash of...
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I edited my last one, so check it out!
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Suddenly, Dumbledore got up, and said, "Before we begin the feast, I would like to say a few words. "Precipice, departure, euthanasia. That is all." I wondered what that meant. Some of the older students looked a little worried, but then mumbled, "He is a little mad, yes." Suddenly, comida appeared on the table, and not just any food, but all the comida tu could think of.
Turkey, corn, lobster, and my favorite, ♥sushi♥
I piled it on my plate. I ate each bite slowly, to savor the flavor. It...
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posted by ginnyweasleyfan
Harry Potter strolled into the muggle play park and headed directly for the swings, he was certain that was where he would find them. A satisfied grin broke across his countenance as he caught sight of the two people he'd been searching for. There was Hermione clad in a pair of dark blue jeans, trainers and a hooded burgundy jumper pushing an excited Teddy on the swings. Harry grinned at the antics of his two año old godson. Andromeda had come down with a nasty bit of Hungarian Dragon Flu and Harry had quite naturally taken on the task of looking after little Teddy until she was feeling herself...
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