tu know you've read SS/PS one too many times when tu . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a limón Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that tu don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time tu see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on dicho walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when tu get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap misceláneo bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave misceláneo sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell misceláneo people that tu know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, mantequilla mellow, turn this stupid fat rata yellow," at every ratón tu see.
18. Tell your friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in dicho mirror.
21. Set fuego to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time tu enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that tu know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil tu think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch o wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to tu to the "cupboard under the stairs," o "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will mostrar up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. buscar every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a limón Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that tu don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time tu see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on dicho walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when tu get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap misceláneo bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave misceláneo sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell misceláneo people that tu know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, mantequilla mellow, turn this stupid fat rata yellow," at every ratón tu see.
18. Tell your friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in dicho mirror.
21. Set fuego to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time tu enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that tu know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil tu think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch o wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to tu to the "cupboard under the stairs," o "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will mostrar up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. buscar every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
