Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...
1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the tejón Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches
12) When mortífagos are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins o the Patil Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy música when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a amor Potion in his morning goblet of calabaza Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start canto anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the navidad Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told tu I was hardcore".
32.) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.
34.) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.(they need to FIND that out)
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with calabaza juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's calabaza jugo, jugo de with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.) The siguiente time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been encantada to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculties at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.) I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, o otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating fotos of my house prefects o tutors.
60.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assignments por spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artefacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.
66.) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing por the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.) When being interrogated por a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids tu are looking for'.
69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved por the introduction of Muggle firearms.
73.) Though they are doubtless más athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, a History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.) Professor Snape's proper dado name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the título character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the segundo cousin of Sauron.
89.) I am not a 'ninja sent here por Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a camisa, camiseta that says "All the good-looking ones die young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.) I will not yell "Hey look it’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his rosado, rosa flowery teddy oso, oso de to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.
1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the tejón Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches
12) When mortífagos are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins o the Patil Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy música when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a amor Potion in his morning goblet of calabaza Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start canto anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the navidad Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told tu I was hardcore".
32.) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.
34.) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.(they need to FIND that out)
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with calabaza juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's calabaza jugo, jugo de with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.) The siguiente time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been encantada to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculties at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.) I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, o otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.) I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating fotos of my house prefects o tutors.
60.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assignments por spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artefacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.
66.) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing por the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.) When being interrogated por a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids tu are looking for'.
69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved por the introduction of Muggle firearms.
73.) Though they are doubtless más athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, a History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.) Professor Snape's proper dado name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the título character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the segundo cousin of Sauron.
89.) I am not a 'ninja sent here por Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.) It’s not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a camisa, camiseta that says "All the good-looking ones die young" with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.) I will not yell "Hey look it’s Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his rosado, rosa flowery teddy oso, oso de to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters día waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a corazón appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the corazón turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended por me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
por Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as tu say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartucho (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
tu need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favorito! drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will cama yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still amor the autor and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the libros i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing autor for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup mantequilla o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutas (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jugo, jugo de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat horno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o mantequilla into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutas and naranja rind.
Stir in egg.
Add leche and just enough jugo, jugo de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutos o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, o plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup mantequilla o margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried frutas (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jugo, jugo de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat horno to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine o mantequilla into the flour.
Add sugar, dried frutas and naranja rind.
Stir in egg.
Add leche and just enough jugo, jugo de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten o smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutos o until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter fans there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of morgan le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of tu might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude o offensive comentarios please,thank tu xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever fan fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if tu know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in amor with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will tu marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if tu know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in amor with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will tu marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....