harry potter Article: fan Fic: Why Snape's Hair is So Greasy

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posted by saraandjess2448

first years Snape and Lily are sitting por the lake at Hogwarts

Lily: Sev, tu look depressed. Is something going on?
Snape: *sighs* Its just, tu got sorted into Gryffindor. Everyone thinks I shouldn't be your friend.
Lily: well, I am. Whether everyone likes it o not.

*Snape and Lily look out onto the lake. James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus pass behind them.*

,Sirius: *yells* Hey, James, look, it's Lily Evans!
James: *yelling also* Hey, Evans! Why're tu hanging out with slime like Snivellus? Come hang with us!
Snape: *whispers* see? Your people are doing it, too!
Lily: Just ignore them, they'll go away eventually...

~Five minutos later~

James: Ugh, this is POINTLESS! She's so BORING! *yells* I got better things to do than wait for Buzzkill Evans! Later, Buzzkill, Snivelly.
*The Marauders leave, leaving Snape and Lily alone again.*

Snape: Dont worry about them. They're jerks.
Lily: *brushes Snape's hair behind his ear.* Youll be my friend. Always.

Snape has never washed his hair since that incident. Which is sweet in a really gross and weird way.

[ comentario if tu think I should write más fanfic!!!

hermionicole, angelbarbie20 and 6 others like this

LUV_4_BIEBER O.o

dexisawesome Aweshume!

scrubby21 haha, makes sense! xD

saraandjess2448 that was the first time I wrote Hp fanfic... You like it?

thejokersgirl13 Aw, that's SO ADORABLE!

saraandjess2448 alright my computers acting up so this is like my fifth time trying to type this out... I am really going through a rough time right now (those of you who know me personally know what I'm talking about) so it's comforting to see that not everyone hates me and my work. So, to thank you all for your compliments, another fanfic or HP version of a song will be up by this Friday! Keep checking the "most recent" list for my next article!

MoonshoesPerry Oh my Rowling, I LOVE the fact that you included the term "buzzkill"; now I can fangirl over two things at once!

DramaQueen1020 Haha! Silly!

hermionicole so cute! >_<

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mugglenet.com 120 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by vanillaicecream

Guaranteed to tick them off!

Started por Yvette, and continued por countless fans!

This lista may contain spoilers!

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter libros and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from tu (Example: When in a car o an elevator). If tu don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and navidad and demand that they keep it and treasure it...

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50 facts about half blood prince

posted by e2mma2weasle3

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat más than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

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44 Ways to Bother Severus Snape . . . and Ultimately Pay Him Back For Killing Dumbledore

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate siguiente to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. . . . Enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him tu estola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him tu won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him tu were just kidding and dicho teddy oso, oso de has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 3

posted by Brysis

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope tu like it and please leave comments.

I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true o not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my favorito! place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...

CHILDREN OF MERLIN - HARRY POTTER 1980s RPG

posted by bendaimmortal

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning o very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't publicar them o any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

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Examples Of Ring Composition Within The Harry Potter Series

posted by LowriLorenza89

This articulo was inspired por comentarios por Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of fuego and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...

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Harry and Luna

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If the costume designers cared about historical accuracy...

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My Love-Hate Relationship with Professor Snape

posted by deedragongirl

Oh Simon! You amused me!

Wow, I'm very happy that my first Harry Potter articulo made it to the front page regarding the Cursed Child. Here are my thoughts on my love-hate relationship with Snape!

Simon Cowell

For obvious reasons, Simon Cowell reminds me of Professor Snape as they're cold, sarcastic and aloof. It's no wonder that I develop a love-hate relationship with Snape!

His Soft Spot for Harry

Although he had a love-hate relationship, it wasn't until the segundo part of the Deathly Hallows and the Goblets of Fire. That I kind of feel bad for Snape himself, I mean he had no intentions to kill Dumbledore and being...