Because Of You~ Bella/Draco~ Twilight/HP

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that tu arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and tu will amor it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to tu that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe tu didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. o maybe tu didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But tu get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was lectura a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an manzana, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my escritura folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with tu guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella por Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until tu agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn tu into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told tu I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, tu crazy witch
Now it's raining más than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been escritura a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the en general, general story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight por just "letting her characters handle the plot". There por making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie tu want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced por Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two libros sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, tu see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The segundo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell tu that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lectura them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

I am sure lot of tu won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These libros are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of amor and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However tu have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two estrella crossed enamorados and the obstacles faced por them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I amor tu más than tu can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an hora snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his camisa, camiseta off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampiros could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

There once was a seventeen año old girl named Sandy. One día in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid lectura a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and más often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...