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Credit:Alice W.
This Jokes we're also publicado on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a navidad árbol have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what tu are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much tu mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: tu know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do tu kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libros and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward tu suck!!!!
This Jokes we're also publicado on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a navidad árbol have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what tu are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much tu mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: tu know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do tu kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libros and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward tu suck!!!!
