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1. registrarse an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. registrarse an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects tu from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. tu can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, tu make friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight fans if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common fans of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal debate unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points por attacking him o her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...

Many of tu might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the título of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that por now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her articulo first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most popular girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

This is my last articulo and as tu may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.


Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant o just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the lobo Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the libros and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a más complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse libros (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight artículos and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about vampiros (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight fans write out their artículos on why they like Twilight. Not just artículos other things too. I will give tu and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the título says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of título I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if tu ever want...

This articulo was actually wriiten por an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i publicado it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the articulo proves that even though tu amor twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was tu one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop lectura it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER tu DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Hi, everyone :)

I first want to apologize for my leaving, and never telling anyone that I decided to go, why I wanted to go, any good-bye's etc. It's been something that has bothered me for a little while, and I truly apologize for that.

A friend of mine told me that someone asked about me on here, so I thought that I could write an articulo explaining why I left and why I decided to come back.

You see, around the time I stopped coming here, I was having problems with my life outside Fanpop. I don't want to talk about it, but I will say that it had a lot to do with friends, family, and school and...

PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, tu JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank tu Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW tu OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS actuación FUNNY, SHES...

Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local biblioteca looking for some new libros to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an manzana, apple with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three libros and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other fantasía libros she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...

Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile dicho she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward dicho it was just because I was giving him the "don’t tu dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I...

okay dont leave bad comentarios if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do tu want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was hace when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the día I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and dicho "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she dicho "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking inicial from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and dicho friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of libros they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favorito! book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the comprar he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell siguiente to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man dicho looking at the comprar owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This articulo was NOT written por me. I found this somewhere else as a comentario and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...