Greetings, new follower:
If tu are lectura this letter then tu have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If por some unprecedented chance tu are lectura this and tu have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest tu put down this letter and leave now, o the consequences for tu will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which tu must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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