OK, before tu read..(If tu do) I must say this is spossed to be for fun and i was bored, so please please please for the sake of my slitheren corazón don't hate on this. Now! I must go on..
THE día HARRY POTTER FELL IN amor WITH TWILIGHT.
On Saterday, Ron, Hermione and Harry go to the movies.
"What are we going to see Harry?" Ron asked filling his mouth with popcorn. "TWILIGHT!" Harry screamed and clapped his hands. "What the heck is that" Hermione asked taking the palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz away from Ron. "It is this new movie and its about this girl who falls in amor with Edward and he is secretly a vampire...AND HE SPARKLES! how awesome is THAT?" Harry dragged his friends into the theatre and sat in the very front. "He sparkles what kind of-" Hermione started to ask but Harry shushed her. "It's starting!" he wiggled in his asiento his eyes wide as he looked up. Hermione sighed and slapped Ron for chomping on his gummy worms.
"But dying in the place of someone I love, seemed like a good way to go.." the girls voice dicho as the poor deer was being stalked por the cameraman. "This is sooo" Hermione began but Harry hushed her again. she stuck out her tounge and looked back up at the screen.
About 20 minutos into the movie the girl 'Bella' was in her new school. And it was at the part where the Cullen kids just arrived. "Thats Rosealie and Emmett, Emmett is like really tall and stuff" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron nodded staring at the blond girl Rose. (What a buthole) Hermione thought.
After the movie the trio walked into Hogwarts while Harry was still talking about how he wanted to be a vampire one día and find his own Bella. 'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!" Hermione shouted. Ron and Harry stared and then started to laugh. "But it was a good movie Hermione!" Ron said. "NO IT WAS NOT!" she hissed back. "Oh well Ron lets go back to our dorm" Harry dicho as the two left Hermione alone in the hall. That night she had a dream and it was not just any dream. she thought she was Bella and Edward was her lover and she lived in forks washington. when she woke up she screamed wanting Edward. The whole día she went about still thinking she was Bella. At cena time Draco Malfoy ran into her and made a smirk. "Where were tu losers at after curfew last night?" he laughed. "I was out with my boyfriend Edward and my best friend Jacob black, stop trying to follow me Mike Newton!" she shoved him and walked to her table. Draco was so confused he did not know what the heck she even said. "What did tu call me?" he asked. "Your name tu dummy" Hermione dicho shaking her head.
Later in the night Draco bought Twilight on DVD and watched it and was amazed. "I want to be just like Edward cullen when i grew up" he said. Just then Snape came in and dicho "You want to be WHO?" Draco slowly looked to Severus and got up slowly. "What?" Snape asked confused por Dracos actions. "You stay away from my Bella" he said. "Wha-" "I dicho STAY AWAY!" Draco leaped onto Snape biting his neck and pinning him down. "MALFOY! GET OFF OF ME tu HOLAGAN!" Snape shouted. "NO!" Draco bit him again. Just then Ron came in and got up. "YOU TOO DOG!" Ron got wide eyed. "What?" he asked. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA JACOB! NOW!" Draco ran at Ron. Ron leaped out of the way causing Draco to hit the muro and fall unconsious. Snape got up and rubbed his neck. "What in the name of potter is going on with tu children? everywhere i go it has to do with Twilight!" Ron shrugged and walked out. Snape left and Draco was still 'sleeping'.
IN FORKS WASHINGTON
"Edward?" Bella dicho walking down the cullens many stairs. "Yes my love?"
She held up a whole stack of mail and turned to him. "I thought tu dicho we were going to the college of Atlanta?" "We are.." Edward told her. "Then how come i got accepted to Hogwarts?"
Just then Nessie came in to the cocina wearing Harry Potter glasses yelling "WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA!"
RaNdOm.
THE día HARRY POTTER FELL IN amor WITH TWILIGHT.
On Saterday, Ron, Hermione and Harry go to the movies.
"What are we going to see Harry?" Ron asked filling his mouth with popcorn. "TWILIGHT!" Harry screamed and clapped his hands. "What the heck is that" Hermione asked taking the palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz away from Ron. "It is this new movie and its about this girl who falls in amor with Edward and he is secretly a vampire...AND HE SPARKLES! how awesome is THAT?" Harry dragged his friends into the theatre and sat in the very front. "He sparkles what kind of-" Hermione started to ask but Harry shushed her. "It's starting!" he wiggled in his asiento his eyes wide as he looked up. Hermione sighed and slapped Ron for chomping on his gummy worms.
"But dying in the place of someone I love, seemed like a good way to go.." the girls voice dicho as the poor deer was being stalked por the cameraman. "This is sooo" Hermione began but Harry hushed her again. she stuck out her tounge and looked back up at the screen.
About 20 minutos into the movie the girl 'Bella' was in her new school. And it was at the part where the Cullen kids just arrived. "Thats Rosealie and Emmett, Emmett is like really tall and stuff" Harry whispered to Ron. Ron nodded staring at the blond girl Rose. (What a buthole) Hermione thought.
After the movie the trio walked into Hogwarts while Harry was still talking about how he wanted to be a vampire one día and find his own Bella. 'THAT WAS SO WEIRD!" Hermione shouted. Ron and Harry stared and then started to laugh. "But it was a good movie Hermione!" Ron said. "NO IT WAS NOT!" she hissed back. "Oh well Ron lets go back to our dorm" Harry dicho as the two left Hermione alone in the hall. That night she had a dream and it was not just any dream. she thought she was Bella and Edward was her lover and she lived in forks washington. when she woke up she screamed wanting Edward. The whole día she went about still thinking she was Bella. At cena time Draco Malfoy ran into her and made a smirk. "Where were tu losers at after curfew last night?" he laughed. "I was out with my boyfriend Edward and my best friend Jacob black, stop trying to follow me Mike Newton!" she shoved him and walked to her table. Draco was so confused he did not know what the heck she even said. "What did tu call me?" he asked. "Your name tu dummy" Hermione dicho shaking her head.
Later in the night Draco bought Twilight on DVD and watched it and was amazed. "I want to be just like Edward cullen when i grew up" he said. Just then Snape came in and dicho "You want to be WHO?" Draco slowly looked to Severus and got up slowly. "What?" Snape asked confused por Dracos actions. "You stay away from my Bella" he said. "Wha-" "I dicho STAY AWAY!" Draco leaped onto Snape biting his neck and pinning him down. "MALFOY! GET OFF OF ME tu HOLAGAN!" Snape shouted. "NO!" Draco bit him again. Just then Ron came in and got up. "YOU TOO DOG!" Ron got wide eyed. "What?" he asked. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA JACOB! NOW!" Draco ran at Ron. Ron leaped out of the way causing Draco to hit the muro and fall unconsious. Snape got up and rubbed his neck. "What in the name of potter is going on with tu children? everywhere i go it has to do with Twilight!" Ron shrugged and walked out. Snape left and Draco was still 'sleeping'.
IN FORKS WASHINGTON
"Edward?" Bella dicho walking down the cullens many stairs. "Yes my love?"
She held up a whole stack of mail and turned to him. "I thought tu dicho we were going to the college of Atlanta?" "We are.." Edward told her. "Then how come i got accepted to Hogwarts?"
Just then Nessie came in to the cocina wearing Harry Potter glasses yelling "WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSA!"
RaNdOm.
harry potter is now logged in
harry ;anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
Ginny;y w has now logged in
ginny; yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry; huh? lol wants that tell ron say hi d hi
ron w has lodged in
ron; hi harry was up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny; u can't make me
harry; ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny; lol means laughter out loud and wazwantt is up
ron ;lol means laughh out loud and waz want is up
ginny; tu took the words right out of my mouth
edwardcullen has now logged in
edwardcullen; I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHS AND AM A SPIKING VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN amor WITH A HUMAN GIRL
harry; freak
ron; yea
ginny; get off hear your in the wrong chat room go to the one with the six año olds
edwardcullen; ok
edwardcullen has logged out
ginny has logge out
harry has logged out
ron has logged out
harry ;anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
Ginny;y w has now logged in
ginny; yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry; huh? lol wants that tell ron say hi d hi
ron w has lodged in
ron; hi harry was up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny; u can't make me
harry; ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny; lol means laughter out loud and wazwantt is up
ron ;lol means laughh out loud and waz want is up
ginny; tu took the words right out of my mouth
edwardcullen has now logged in
edwardcullen; I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHS AND AM A SPIKING VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN amor WITH A HUMAN GIRL
harry; freak
ron; yea
ginny; get off hear your in the wrong chat room go to the one with the six año olds
edwardcullen; ok
edwardcullen has logged out
ginny has logge out
harry has logged out
ron has logged out
Is it just me, o does it seem like most of the Twilight fans feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.
It's also a fact that if tu write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So siguiente time tu feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
It's also a fact that if tu write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.
So siguiente time tu feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.
Thank you. That is all.
