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Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local biblioteca looking for some new libros to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an manzana, apple with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three libros and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other fantasía libros she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl comentarios on papers and taped them on her walls, highlighted her favorito! quotes, and even tried justifying comentarios against Twilight. When someone would say anything bad about Twilight, her wrath would pour like fire. Hadley was a rabid Twilight fangirl.
A couple months later, it was time for Breaking Dawn to come out. Hadley was jittering with excitement as she waited at the biblioteca to get a copy. After buying it, she read Breaking Dawn for a whole six hours that night. When she was done, she muttered to herself, "What. The. F*ck." Hadley, wishing Breaking Dawn was just different, reread the libros and finally decided that she hated Twilight. She thought of selling the four books, but because she didn't have enough allowance money o time to do it, she instead ripped as many pages as she could and got rid of them as a satisfying snack for her dog.
I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell tu that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lectura them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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Okay sorry Twilikers. But tu need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a amor story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libros mover on. And have tu seen all the different...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested por the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. lobos get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper mostrar up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of tu won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These libros are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of amor and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However tu have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two estrella crossed enamorados and the obstacles faced por them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I amor tu más than tu can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an hora snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his camisa, camiseta off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampiros could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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There once was a seventeen año old girl named Sandy. One día in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid lectura a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and más often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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