- how important it is to have a BF
- jump of a cliff if your BF dumps tu
- only looks matter
- have a child before college
- heck, forget about college!
- get married before your education is finished
- lead poor guys along, then break their heart
- if someone helps tu heal your corazón when it is broken, then in turn get their corazón broken, tu ignore them and never go back to them
- friends don't matter compared to a BF
- girls have to be weak so guys can save them
- bragging and whining is what everyone is supposed to do
- blondes are 'bad people' [Rosalie and Lauren, I think]
- if tu don't have a BF, tu are nobody and should go jump of a cliff
- when everyone is nice to tu on your first day, be mean to them
- friends are for having favors done and not repaying them back
- compare the people who help tu most to perros
Not enough things Tw*l*ght teaches you? what about:
- those who don't like Twilight are horrible people who wouldn't recognize a good book if it danced naked in front of them wearing Dobby's té cosy!
Add any if tu want!