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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking inicial from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and dicho friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of libros they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favorito! book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for más information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about vampiros and hombres lobo and stuff. Basically fantasía más o less. Main character, Bella, is in amor with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do amor stories, tu know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without lectura it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a fan that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many friends at school to talk to the libros about, so she settled for talking to fans online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have tu even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current favorito! series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can tu even think it's better than Harry Potter? tu get on google right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a foros titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 por the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was por far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this foros as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on fanpop and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other libros they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank tu and goodnight. :3
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posted by RavenclawRocks
First of all, this is MY opinion. If tu don't agree, that's fine. If tu do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would fecha Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the segundo hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
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Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter libros in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight cine got him after the Harry Potter cine were finished with him.

3. lista other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that tu think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, tu don't like yourself....
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Okay. I know what tu are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight articulo but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me lista the reasons why children, teens and adults can amor Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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