harry potter vs crepúsculo Article: RavenclawPride's Anti-Story

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posted by RavenclawPride

There is this girl, and her name is Danielle.
But, on Fanpop, she is known as RavenclawPride, and that is the name I shall use.

RavenclawPride was in her school one day, and everyone was talking about this new book, and how it was about to be adapted into a movie. Interested, she went to the nearest bookstore and bought the book, which was called Twilight.

She read it, and fell into the craze, getting merchandise for her birthday, talking about it in school everyday, and, when it was released, watched the movie.

To her, the movie was absolute crap. She decided to read the book again to make her feel better, and she saw that the book was bad too.

She read the sequels, hoping to see something better. New Moon was slightly better than its predecessor, so she decided to read the Eclipse too.

Eclipse was slightly better than the two before it. So she decided to read the last book, Breaking Dawn.

BREAKING DAWN WAS ABSOLUTE CRAP.

( I would talk about the movies, but I might end up ranting. So I won't. )

Anyway, the movies, Breaking Dawn, and all the crazy fans turned RavenclawPride anti.

Being an anti is tough in a class full of fans. She only had two friends who were anti as well, and they stuck together.

She decided to re-read the Harry Potter series to make her feel better. The effect was instant, and now she is a Harry Potter fan again.

This only made situations worse.

Those two friends also liked HP, and stuck por her, but liking HP and not Twilight kinda miffed some of her friends.

So RavenclawPride was searching Google, and found a foros called " 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight " on a website called Fanpop.
After lectura all the pages ( it took a while ), she decided to registrarse in.

RavenclawPride was welcomed in their conversation, and soon she joined in other things too. She made friends on here.

And now we anti against Twilight together.

THE END.

nati30, venvargie and 1 other like this

harrypotterbest Nice anti story!

RavenclawPride Thanks :) Every single bit of this is true.

GemonkDruid W00t!

lucius_malloy Awesome :) I was gonna write mine, but I forgot... Tomorrow, then :)

boolander25 lol I love you RP. (not lesbo)

RavenclawPride ^I love you too! :3

venvargie Potato and I love you too~

RavenclawPride I love all you guyz :3

venvargie <3 I'll go write my anti-story right now. :3 Before I forget. xD

boolander25 There's a lot of love out there you know...

venvargie Indeed there is, <33333333333333

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been escritura a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the en general, general story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight por just "letting her characters handle the plot". There por making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie tu want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a lista of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced por Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two libros sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, tu see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The segundo features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER artículos HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minutos hace via Plurk · comentario · Like · View comentarios on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minutos hace ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minutos hace ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minutos hace ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell tu that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lectura them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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cd/ec

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

added by Brysis

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:D

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Daniel / Harry

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Harry Potter is the book of THE libros

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Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight o duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. vampiros thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. vampiros that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The articulo is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote artículos aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished lectura Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much más tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a más formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight enamorados think in Twilight all the vampiros really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ o WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella por examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. tu could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up por pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a descripción of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

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What's Wrong about 'HarryPotter vs Twilight issue'

posted by nessienjake

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both fans of the series blame eachother.
..................................................
I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most artículos from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

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The message Harry Potter leaves to teenager...(spoilers)

posted by Sophia21

segundo part of my review on both of the libros this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after lectura both of this, siguiente time a fanpick pregunta of "Which is best" pops up, tu take a minuto to consider your answer.

1. If tu have friends o people that care about you, there's no need for tu to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard o because he is smart. He prevails because...

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For People who think the Cullens could beat the Harry Potter Trio in a Battle...

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature vampiros with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...

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Attention HP HATERS

posted by nati30

Sorcerer's Stone

Ok, a lot of ppl here think Harry Potter is lame and boring and for dorks and is like dungeons and dragones and its for nerds who like to pretend to be wizards after school. Well, those people have not read the books. Of course, I respect everyone's opinion, even if they think twilight is better. But, dont choose before tu read both complete books. I mean Twilight is about two tenagers in love, but there's a catch, one of them is a hot and sexy vampire who sometimes has the urge to drink his lover's blood. That sounds cool right? Now, Harry Potter is about a young boy's battle against the evil...

Don't walk away (Twilight-New Moon)

posted by HaleyDewit

Okay,first and for all,I am not a Twilight fan.But this song popped in my head and once I have a melody and words I just have to write it down.I didn't plan this.Well,despite the fact that I don't like Twilight,I still think it's a good song. (I hope I don't sound arrogant now)Please read it and let me know what tu think about it :) Even if tu think it's crap.

I got it all under control
I can keep myself together
I’m not gonna break down
I know this is for the better
I know I must let tu leave
But I’m not gonna stop these tears
I know I must let tu walk away
But my corazón will break anyway

‘Cause...