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This Jokes we're also publicado on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a navidad árbol have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what tu are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much tu mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: tu know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do tu kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her libros and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward tu suck!!!!
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless tu have Harry's invisibility capa and the Marauders' Map o tu are fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marihuana o hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate fecha to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told tu I was...
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