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posted by SpecialAgentKat
*I used to like Twilight until I started really lectura it and it seemed like the más I heard o read into it, the más negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a fan of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them por their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because Renee (her mom) was enjoying planning Bella’s wedding. Seriously; It’s quite rude considering they amor her and just wants to make sure she is seguro and happy.
•    Bella is way too needy, clingy, and dependent on her first boyfriend. Seriously, she doesn’t do anything without consulting him and she wants to be with him FOREVER without really realizing what she’s agreeing to.
•    When Edward breaks up with her, she tries to kill herself several times, not the best example right there.
•    Edward either hides, takes, o destroys all of Bella’s possessions that would remind her of him without even telling o asking her first.
•    While she’s supposedly in amor with Edward, she also has feelings for Jacob.
•    Also, Bella hates everything, constantly complains about everything, and generally has no enthusiasm for life but she is still popular and still everyone wants to be around her. Seriously, Explain that for me please!
•    When Edward saves Bella from being crushed to death in Twilight, she doesn’t even thank him. She just wants to know how he moved so quickly seriously he just SAVED your life.
•    While Bella is praised as ‘mature’ and ‘independent’, she listens to every word Edward says and does almost whatever he says.
•    Edward and Alice, especially often does things without informing Bella first. They throw her lavish birthday parties which they know she hates and they tend to give her expensive gifts which they also know she despises. Edward tries to control her life including her friendships and her future. Several of the Cullens even try to abort her baby without even asking o even informing her of the fact beforehand.
•    When Edward o anyone else gives Bella a gift, she complains about the entire gift-giving process instead of being grateful o thanking the person.
•    Bella’s entire life revolves around Edward and she never does anything without him. She has no outside interests and hobbies. She has no thoughts on her future o college, she just wants Edward. She also rarely talks to her so called ‘best friends.’
•    She is constantly called careful, cautious, and responsible and she even sees herself that way, she not only tries to kill herself, wants to become a vampire for a guy and doesn’t even think it through; she also wants to lose her virginity to a guy who could very well kill her if he loses control. Seriously girl; think it through a little!
•    Edward is apparently the perfect guy; but he is actually pushy, nosy, creepy, and even abusive both physically and emotionally.
•    It also promotes that aging is terrible and should be avoided at all costs. Seriously, not possible.
•    Bella also tries to force Edward into having *** with her when he clearly doesn’t want to and just wants to wait. It is slutty and sexually abusive which is so wrong.
•    He wants to kill his own baby and even abandons his pregnant and often ill young wife.
•    Bella is pretty nasty to her human friends who are supposed to be her ‘best friends’. She often ignores them, is rude to them, o invites them places and either doesn’t mostrar up o completely ignores them. Seriously, Bad friend!
•    Her mind can’t be read por vampiros which does not make sense because she’s supposedly just a normal human girl. She’s apparently the only one who does have that ability.
•    When Bella moves to Forks in the beginning, she apparently has all of the guys falling over her but in Phoniex, she had no friends and was completely ignored. What happened and why is Forks so different?
•    She is clumsy and it’s made out to be a disability.
•    When she’s turned, she is easily able to control her instincts and desire for blood which newly turned vampiros can never do.
•    The libros are also pretty sexist; Bella doesn’t do anything besides wait for a man (i.e Edward) to tell her what to do and she sacrifices and changes her entire life just for him.
•    The libros constantly promote that romantic amor is más powerful than any other kind of love. For example, Bella is más than willing to give up her family, friends and never see o speak to them again with VERY LITTLE remorse o even consideration.
•    During the entire series, Bella uses Jacob. She coaxes information out of him, kisses him and then rejects him, she uses him as a free mechanic and even right before she gets married; she holds his hand and then kisses him. That’s a really nasty and mean way to treat the guy who is in amor with you, she’s just leading him on and anybody would tell tu that's just not okay.
•    All of the characters in Twilight are way too perfect, even the evil ones are. They have no faults o interesting personality quirks besides Bella is ‘clumsy’.
•    There’s very little humor in the libros and the ones do joke like Jacob o Emmet, it is usually very stupid and immature.
•    Bella is seriously the typical ‘damsel in distress’. She does nothing and constantly has to be saved. We have come way too far to actually allow that to happen.
•    How did Edward and Bella fall in love? For the first half of the book; he is rude, arrogant, moody, patronizing, and sends her mixed messages. It’s definitely not Edward’s personality that wins her over. Also, how does Edward fall in amor with Bella. She doesn’t do anything particually interesting and she’s quite rude to him and everyone else.
•    Bella is apparently super intelligent. She frases Shakesphere, reads classic novels, listens to old classical music, and gets parte superior, arriba grades in school but she never actually studies.
•    The autor tends to glamorize depression and suicide; they are both shown to be interesting and dramatic. Seriously, Insensitive and it’s not interesting at all.
•    She’s perfectly okay with being turned into a vampire but when Edward proposes, she freaks out and yells no. Her reasoning is that marriages don’t last forever, they could get a divorce. On the other hand, becoming a vampire is eternal commitment.
•    I also hate the fact that Stephenie Meyer portrays all humans to be weak, defenseless, and unable to take care of themselves.
•    She also only has 1 standard for beauty and all other kinds of beauty are ignored. The autor seems to have forgotten that EVERYONE is different and not everyone looks the same including the most beautiful people in the world.
(Seriously, If tu don't believe me; reread the way she describes Bella and the Cullen girls-all the same; slim, athleticly built, beautiful hair, no physical flaws)
The autor is constantly interrupting serious thoughts in the book to just randomly praise Edward’s body. Creepy!
•    The libros plotlines are hard to follow and are often messy and illogical.
•    Seriously, The libros has some of the worst grammar and spelling mistakes I’ve ever seen.

•    Even the series own author, Stephanie Meyer admits she doesn’t like her own series which she wrote. Also, Robert Pattinson who plays Edward wishes he had never done the series, does not want to be remembered for ever doing it and even called the autor insane.
I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores tu o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in amor with tu — and tu are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells tu to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the amor of your life. tu should stay with him since he will keep tu seguro forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell tu that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lectura them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested por the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. lobos get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper mostrar up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...
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I am sure lot of tu won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These libros are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of amor and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However tu have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two estrella crossed enamorados and the obstacles faced por them. HP...
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DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I amor tu más than tu can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an hora snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his camisa, camiseta off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...
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(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampiros could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....
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posted by MyronPwnsBella
There once was a seventeen año old girl named Sandy. One día in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid lectura a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and más often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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This was not written por me. It was written por the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic o emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story o novel o what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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