Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me apoyar for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way tu verbally attack Twilight fans. The way tu threatened their lives por tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb por limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me apoyar for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking tu because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your comentarios accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! tu didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me apoyar for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. tu dicho a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot más of that. I especially like that part where tu dicho Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where tu complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where tu dicho Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that tu used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fans are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me apoyar for my images:
“I like that picture tu publicado of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fans just amor reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me apoyar for my images:
“You publicado that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore dicho it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets publicado three times a day, but it needs to be publicado 50 times a día until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me apoyar for my picks:
“I amor all those anti picks tu publicado in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if tu think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any libros so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way tu defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fans did. That obviously means you’re más mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me apoyar for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way tu verbally attack Twilight fans. The way tu threatened their lives por tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb por limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me apoyar for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking tu because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your comentarios accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! tu didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me apoyar for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. tu dicho a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot más of that. I especially like that part where tu dicho Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where tu complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where tu dicho Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that tu used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fans are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me apoyar for my images:
“I like that picture tu publicado of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fans just amor reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me apoyar for my images:
“You publicado that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore dicho it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets publicado three times a day, but it needs to be publicado 50 times a día until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me apoyar for my picks:
“I amor all those anti picks tu publicado in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if tu think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any libros so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way tu defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fans did. That obviously means you’re más mature than them.”
Now, i have to admit i amor both series! I'd say harry potter is unisex and appropriate for all ages, whilst twilight adresses mainly to teenage girls. HP talks about friendship and love, while twilight is más romantic! Also, hp gives lessons of life, although maybe in some cases, i would prefer lectura twilight.
Finally, They are both written por two very talented and imaginative writers, j.k rowling and stephenie meyer. They wrote these libros to give teens (and not only) inspiration and time of happiness. So, if tu don't like one of these two series, don't blame them! We can't all have the same tastes!
