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So the other day, I was chatting with my TwiHard friend, when a mutual acquaintance came up to us and joined the conversation. After a few minutes, the acquaintance mentioned that she hadn't seen Eclipse yet, and was going to rent it and watch it that evening.

As both my TwiHard friend and I had different opinions of the film, she dicho "You'll amor it", at the same time as I said, with my usual cynicism, "You'll hate it".

Now first, let me clear something up. I did not hate the Eclipse movie. In terms of accuracy, I thought it did a pretty good job of sticking to the book, and overall, while It's not one of my favorito! films that I've seen, it was definitely one of the better Twilight movies, and it had some pretty funny moments (though nothing compares to the "Facepunch" movie scene in New Moon-"Put your gun down o I'll shoot tu in your freaking face!") so I'd be the first to admit that my words were a bit of an exaggeration.

Anyways, after the mutual friend had left, my TwiHard friend and I agreed on a little bet. Whoever's original words were closest to how she really felt about Eclipse after seeing it would win, and would get to make the loser do anything they wanted, within reason. I was certain that my victory was in the bag, since the mutual friend had never expressed any amor of Twilight before.

The siguiente morning, we met the mutual friend, (who had no knowledge of our bet), before school started, and eagerly awaited her opinion of Eclipse. Here is what she said, (and this is a quote): "It wasn't too bad, I mean, it was pretty good".

I registered what she'd dicho just as my TwiHard friend began cheering gleefully over her victory. I then waited to see what she had in store for me.

Finally, she came up with my punishment for losing the bet. I have to re-read the Twilight series, and registrarse the Twilight Series spot on here, at least until I'm done with the book. I figured that she's hoping that I'll read it again and like it so much that I'll become a real fan of the series.

Right now, I'm partway through Twilight, and she's been quizzing me on each chapter. No joke. She also knows the book well enough to ask obscure preguntas about each Chapter without looking at the book. Here's an example of the sort of thing she asks: "Describe the camisa, camiseta Bella was wearing when she leaves Arizona to mover to Forks".

Oh well, at least it'll help my debating on here if I know the libros better.....

Moral of the story: Never make a bet with a Twilight fan. o actually, don't make any bets at all...unless you're pretty sure you'll win....or actually.....never mind....
Is it just me, o does it seem like most of the Twilight fans feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if tu write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So siguiente time tu feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.
Okay sorry Twilikers. But tu need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a amor story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the libros mover on. And have tu seen all the different...
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Now here's the thing that seems to be the popular topic now. Harry Potter libros and the Twilight series. First I'd like to point out I do not call Twilight a "saga" is because well if tu look it up tu will know why. There's this whole big clash of the Twilight fanatics and the Harry Potter fanatics. I just need to vent out on how I feel about this situation.

Okay if tu amor Twilight than that's fine with me. I respect your opinions, but to me the book was terrible. tu can instantly tell that it was Meyer's first book she had ever written. I only hate the book, I don't hate tu for liking...
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please leave comentarios so i no if this story sucks o not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have tu ever had one of those dreams, were tu try and run fast but tu just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased por two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...
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I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule o point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight fans and some new Harry Potter fans here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my anterior article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to oxford English Dictionary...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Harry and his friend entered the hotel in high spirits. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny were already there, and one look told them they had been very worried. Ginny glanced at Harry’s wide smile and the newcomer, and said, very icily, “Who is she?” to Harry.
Harry grinned even wider, and J K smiled. “This, Ginny, is the one and only J K Rowling!” He saw their looks of astonishment. “You know,” he added, “she wrote our books!”
“Oh,” dicho Ginny, sounding rather relieved. Ron laughed.
Hermione looked surprised, but knowing as to why he had brought J K.
“And why did tu bring...
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Ron just wouldn't can it. We were all at the table, while Ron was blabbing about how Professor Snape had gave him detention. For crying out loud, if he just payed attention in class he wouldn't have!
"'Mione, can tu pass the butter?" he dicho with mouth full of chicken. I scowled at him and passed him some. "'Mione, tu don't look so good are tu ok?" Harry whispered in my ear. I shook my head. After riding a escoba and falling off because of stupid Malfoy hadn't done wonders on the headache i already had. "You want to go to the infarmery, im pretty sure the med-witch has." he began but Ron...
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Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten por someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight fans of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that tu can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...
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This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something más that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed por a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The chocolate shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...
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Two days ago, i suffered from a huge headache. Now. it was the size of Hogwarts. HUGE. I stumbled my way down the halls and went into my dorm. While on my bed, i layed down and closed my eyes. Why was i feeling so sick? why was it lasting this long? and most importantly...
why did i want to kill Harry for?
i opened my eyes and gasped. where did that thought come from? Kill harry? I would never! (unless he tried to kiss me again maybe..) "Mione..." Ron dicho from the doorway. i groaned. "What?" he layed the comida tray por my cama and nodded. "Still feeling under the weather, huh?" he asked sitting...
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Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily más than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven libros with hardly any preguntas left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot más to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an culo to Harry). She had every...
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twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus tu can realat to bella más then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also más exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out amor and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...
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I would like to start por quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... por Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's vampiros are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the lobo landed where he had been a segundo before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The lobo stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....
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