This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks por tu wish tu could sex her
But you're standin on the muro like tu was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then tu ate so much tu nearly división, split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down siguiente to tu and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes...

Pilot

Rachel: "Look guys, these steps are not hard! I’ve been doing them since preschool!"
Kurt: "I’m sorry, did I miss the election for queen. Cause I didn’t vote for you."

Finn: "Look, I owe tu guys an apology. I never should have quit. I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!"
Rachel: "That was you?"
Kurt: "You and your friends threw pee balloons at me."
Finn: "I know."
Kurt: "You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof."

Showmance

(To bullies) "One día tu will all work for me."

(To Mercedes) "You look like a technicolor zebra."

Mercedes:...

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