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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" dicho the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would tu ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a cerveza negra, cerveza de malto frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a minuto of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, tu don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," dicho the Kid. 

"Boss, if tu were insane, then tu wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, tu wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his asiento to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and tu know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a más creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind por his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," dicho the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for tu to do, and it involves Kowalski," dicho the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, tu know, that shit," dicho Al. 

"Correct," dicho the Kid, laying on his escritorio in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." dicho Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the escritorio with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," dicho Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do tu have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, tu look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," dicho Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" dicho the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's más of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," dicho Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of cerveza por his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai o whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but tu see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet culo too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," dicho Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really oscilación too much for the "other team", I'm más a ladies' man, the guy who'd go falda chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" dicho Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," dicho the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, o I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." dicho Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat culo down!" 
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Chapter 4: It's just the beggining

...Something fluffy touched me. I emgraced the fluffy thing, and it licked me on my beak. My eyes flutter open to see a soft kitten infront of my face. A Domestic...

"She's alright!" I heard a cry.

The voice was warming, but a little robotic. A firmilar flipper touched my flipper, lifting it high into the air. The flipper lifted me off the pillow, and sitting up. Infront of me was a kitten. It was Black with black eyes, a sleeking silver paw with a weird mark. It had green streaks on it's tail.

I looked at the person to the side of me. He had long jet black hair...
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posted by SgtSkipper
(Please do excuse me for having 3 of my OC's in here but I'm short on deaths so to speak so... You'll see what I mean)

The car pulls up a gravel pathway, the garden is overgrown with various weeds and bramble, nevertheless, an old sycamore stands vigilantly among the enredados vines. The house appears in no better state. Ivy conceals most of it's features but dangles off the porch, forming a dark archway, beckoning the unwary to enter the domain.
Other than the plants, the only other signs of life at the house is a sickly looking pigeon, curled up on the branches of the sycamore, but, it flies...
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posted by coolprivate
(oh dear im trying to figure out how to use bold so..forgive me if im wrong .FT.)
[b]Chapter 1[b] / [b]bold[b]Chapter 1

Kowalski(must always start with him!):
Skipper!i have done it!

Skipper: done what? a chemical reaction nuclear bomb that kills the whole unviverse?

Kowalski: -_- no. i have created *pause* THE HRYDRIGIZER!

Rico: oooo heheh

Private: well, what does it do?

Kowalski: well, it transports "recruits" from the human world to this world!

Skipper: "recruits"?!? we have four men on the team! isn't that enough?!

Kowalski: ah but we only have "men"

*everyone stares at him questioningly*

*meanwhile...
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posted by kowalskilover13
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.

then he was dragged away por a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something mover siguiente to him.

he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up siguiente to him. then he feels his head get lifted up por something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.

the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"Alright, we'll go when your ready, Kat." Ice said. "I'm ready now." Kat replied. Ice slung on his heavy military bag. The waves were calm that night. Kat paloma first, followed por Ice. Cool salt water covered Ice's face and his eyes stung the tiniest bit. Kat turned around under the water and saw Ice. She grabbed his drenched flipper and pulled on him. Ice swam trying to keep up with Kat. She began to slow down. The scenery was beautiful. Huge coral arrecife beds of all colores shimmered under the moonlight. Kat's shiney feathers seemed to shimmer too. Ice watched as a school of yellow goatfish...
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posted by 67Dodge
The former office building had been quiet lately, no mob duties were called, in fact, The Kid had called for a "staff meeting" in one of the building's enormous dining halls. Thoroughly checked por many untrusting mobsters, the venue was genuine, not a complex trap The Kid set to kill every last mobster. Even then, many remained dubious when their superior claimed he would visit unarmed so long as they visited unarmed as well. Upon Al's insistence, and the threatening glare Red gave to any doubters, most members arrived armed only with a plastic bat, enough to get points across without dealing...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Well it's been quite fun I might add.. What say tu Private?" The Kid chuckled to himself. 

Kowalski sat in the other room in complete anxiety, concerned for his friend in the cell siguiente to his, divided only por a concrete wall. 

"Ah, not talking I see, well that's fine, but, we're both kids aren't we?" asked The Kid happily. 

"I won't dare talk to someone who hurts my friend!" Private shouted defiantly. 

"Aww.. Well, heh, tu just did silly," The Kid chuckled with sympathy. 

"What do tu want from Hannah anyhow?" asked Private.

"Why it's simple, I want to play with her!" The Kid shouted with...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve wins the pinball tournament
Steve: Well folks, this really has been an amazing adventure! I got to defeat Voltaire in person, saved my neighbors' baby, and got me a girlfriend. Well, now that it's all over, let's go play some pinball!
Curtain opens revealing arcade and cast. Steve approaches Cirqus Voltaire pinball machine.
Josh: She's all yours Steve. Good luck!
Steve: Thanks Josh! (plays pinball)
Cast: C'mon Steve! tu can do it! Alright! Win this game!
Steve: Alright! I got all nine marvels! Now to registrarse the circus! Almost there! (Shoots) Yes!
Cast cheers
Machine: Welcome to the circus! We need your skills. Spell CIRQUS!
Steve:...
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posted by 67Dodge
"King Dewey just got killed por the Kid, as great as it is knowing that a mob boss has fallen, it's now all the más crucial that we catch him, if he dispenses all the other mob bosses here, lord knows what he aims to strike next, the Imperial Treasury? The Emperor's seat? I fear the fate of the Empire lies in our care Skipper," dicho Hannah glumly.

"Indeed, and Kowalski and Private were taken up, the child's too young to be in such a state, and Kowalski's brain, if he were to unlock it, he'd unleash an unscaled amount of devastation across the world..." dicho Skipper, holding his head as he sighed. ...
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posted by beastialmoon
The Penguins of Madagascar. It's the televisión mostrar under which we are bannered as one, and it is slowly becoming a memory. Even with those few episodes left to air, the Final Season is pretty much over. So where does that leave us?

I've been a part of this club since April of 2010. For an entire año I was on forums, chatting and laughing with the rest of you. I gradually grew out of it, and found myself visiting this site less and less, to the point where it had been months since I had been here.

Last night, my brothers took out an official Penguins DVD I had bought years ago. As I laughed...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
After training, Emma decided to visit Marlene. With all of this business with the equas and their unexpected new arrival, she hadn't seen her best friend in a few days. A thought crossed her mind about Skipper and Tia, and looked towards Marlene's habitat in concern.

I guess I'll have to tell her lightly. Emma thought, strolling out of the pingüino, pingüino de habitat, and making her way over to Marlene's. She smiled as she climbed the muro and made her way over to the cave. Emma had always thought that Marlene had the prettiest habitat in the zoo. She knocked on the side of the cave loudly, and was surprised...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma's eyes began to open slowly, and she was met por a big blur. She coughed up a lot of water, and tried to look around. All she could see around her was blurs of black and white. Her muscles ached, and she was having trouble breathing. She coughed up más water, and tried to figure out what was going on. She heard a muffle of noise above her, and she looked up. She saw a blur of black, white and brown.

Tha.....that looks familiar. She thought. She felt strange, it didn't feel like she was sitting down o standing up. Almost as if....someone was holding her, maybe carrying her. She started...
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posted by TheRatKing1
Averege day. August 12th, 2012, warm and muggy. Luckily the Penguins HQ was as cool as if it had an air condidtioner ( we had one a while back but Kowalski tinkered with it and it blew up, no shock there, huh?)

We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were escritura POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly escritura herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Rune led Private into the room she shared with Lexii. She went to one of the drawers on the bedside table, and opened it. She pulled out a rectangular object, wrapped in blue and yellow paper. She handed it to Private.
"You can give her this," she said. Private frowned.
"But weren't tu gonna give it to her?" he asked.
"Yes, but I don't mind tu doing it."
"Yes, but I do!"
"But tu were so upset that your present was destroyed!" Rune exclaimed. Private sighed, as she thrust the package into his flippers.
"Tell tu what," he said. "Let's both give it to CC." Rune thought about it a moment, then nodded....
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