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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" dicho the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would tu ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a cerveza negra, cerveza de malto frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a minuto of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, tu don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," dicho the Kid. 

"Boss, if tu were insane, then tu wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, tu wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his asiento to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and tu know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a más creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind por his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," dicho the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for tu to do, and it involves Kowalski," dicho the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, tu know, that shit," dicho Al. 

"Correct," dicho the Kid, laying on his escritorio in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." dicho Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the escritorio with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," dicho Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do tu have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, tu look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," dicho Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" dicho the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's más of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," dicho Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of cerveza por his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai o whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but tu see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet culo too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," dicho Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really oscilación too much for the "other team", I'm más a ladies' man, the guy who'd go falda chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" dicho Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," dicho the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, o I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." dicho Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat culo down!" 
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Monique was nervous.
More than that, really. She was deep-down and utterly terrified.
And it wasn't exactly because she was getting married tomorrow. Sure, that did make her nervous, but it was something else.
It was the fact that, to her, she simply wasn't good enough for the man she was marrying. Kowalski.
Kowalski was nervous as well, and this was because he was getting married. He wasn't really certain why that was making him nervous--he couldn't think of anything bad that could happen--but he still got mariposas in his stomach every time he thought about it. So when he noticed that Monique...
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This is my very first poem... please don't laugh



Feathers of grey, eyes of blue and green
She is around

día in, día out always following orders
without doubt. She works so hard everyday

without rest, Always tired por the end of the día and mostrando her team she is strong.

Can she fight, can she fight? can she win?

I think she can, I think she can. She has feelings of amor for another

on the team with a mowhawk of onyx and eyes of blue.

All in all, she is a fellow soldier. A fellow cammando who is merely doing her duty

She is a soldier of combat with strengths that run deep, a protector of her friends, her team...
posted by AnnieThePenguin
My little cousin, Anita, who was staying in the HQ for a while, ran over and kicked me.

"OW!!" I screamed,holding my stomach. What was that for?

"For fun," Anita replied. "I'm bored!"

Of course, I was in pain, she kicked me really hard. "Well tu didn't have to do that!!" I looked at her, angrily. She stuck her tongue out at me. Sometimes it just makes me want to puñetazo, ponche her in the face. And she's only 8 years old! But I can't, I promised myself to never hurt anyone, to be sweet, nice, and kind.

When I try to be nice to my cousin, she would act like a brat! I watched as Anita went to give Private...
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posted by Veki-san
—Hold up this please... —she dicho while she gave her presents to Julien and then she approached to the penguins.

—Hey, wait! —he replied, but she didn´t listen to him.

—With that, do tu mean like a kind of training class? —she asked interested.

—That´s right lady. —Skipper answered proudly, Katherine smiled.

—Great, can I registrarse you? —she asked, she looked a little excited, but no one of the penguins answered to her, she continued. —I really need to do a little of exercise and practice my skills too, that could be really nice, that box was too small for do that and also...
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posted by Katie_Kat200
HEY! We're just gonna leave this año without remembering anything that happened in it?! Huh?!?! HUH?!?! Well, I'm not gonna stand for this!

Happy New Years Eve everybody! I should of started this yesterday, but I just thought of it today. Better late than never though right? Anyway, I decided we should all put in this articulo (well, I will -_-) the best and worst memories and what we're looking adelante, hacia adelante to in 2012! Plus, New Years resolutions if they're not too personal :/

Here's the form if you're interested!:

Best memory(ies) of 2011:
Worst memory(ies) of 2011:
What I look adelante, hacia adelante to in the New...
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The prisoners in the individual cell had formulated the plan perfectly at last. Julien ran out the large, open window and began to do the macarena in front of the Droids, they surrounded him and proceeded to grab his arms and legs, as they did so, Hannah leaped up and sprayed water directly on the Droid's Neuronic chips, they ran around brainlessly, until they shut off completely, now was their chance. Lilly jumped out the window to follow Hannah and Julien, but Private didn't leave for some apparent reason. He began to head to the other cells to see if he could rescue any others. "Private!!...
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Source: art: me OC: GoldenWheel1 :)