Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make tu take a tinkle when tu want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make tu call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win por messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if tu find yourself with some tu sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause tu can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping tu could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
o possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC