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Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on sofá watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do tu really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...
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Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. tu see, the jugador de bolos hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score por dashing between the creases, provided the postigo, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality mostrar on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
When I stick this...
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