If tu wanted to become a Disrespectoid, what would tu do to the Pouch?

Since i like soccer probaly tape the pouch to the soccer ball and bounce it on the ground repeatldy!

i step on ants so i would throw the pouch at the ant and my name would be Ant Mike

my dad would put the pouch on a pescado hook and cast it out into the lake. and his name would be pescado Hook Fredy.

put it on the floor and lay on it and turn into mangle (fnaf2)