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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and dicho "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant dicho "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice dicho "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant dicho "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice dicho "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant dicho "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice dicho "What?"

Tarrant dicho "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice dicho "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant dicho "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice dicho "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant dicho "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue traje de baño to Alice. Tarrant dicho "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant dicho "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice dicho "I got on this rosado, rosa floating hat."

Tarrant dicho "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice dicho "Yes sir."

The Dormouse dicho "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant dicho "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit dicho "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She dicho "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He dicho "That's wonderful."

Alice dicho "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant dicho "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice dicho "Um okay."

Tarrant dicho "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on parte superior, arriba of each other."

Alice dicho "How cool."

Tarrant dicho "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 más hats on Alice's head. Tarrant dicho "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice dicho "Oh no."

Tarrant dicho "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse dicho "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant dicho "Really? This isn't good."

The March liebre dicho "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant dicho "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He dicho "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He dicho "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice dicho "Tarrant tu saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant dicho "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice dicho "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and dicho "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant dicho "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue traje de baño got ripped apart." Alice's traje de baño was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant dicho "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat dicho "Wrong room."

Alice dicho "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few minutos later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant dicho "I'm sorry that tu almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice dicho "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant dicho "And tu are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. por the way do tu feel alright? Do tu need CPR?"

Alice dicho "No."

Tarrant dicho "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice dicho "How were tu allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant dicho "I pretended to know what I was talking about."