Caption Contest 6

OCFan123 Emmet: Whats that smell? Rosalie: Ugh, its smells horrible! Emmet: I think its Bella! Bella: No its not! Edward said my blood smells dilicious! Edward: Yeah...about that...

renrae Rosalie: The first rule of being a Cullen is, you do not talk about being a Cullen. The second rule of being a Cullen is, you DO NOT talk about being a Cullen.

Cinders Rosalie (to Emmet): Oh God, her shirt is see-through. Emmet: Do we tell her? Esme (to Carlisle): Stop staring at them! Carlisle: Er, right, hello, Bella, welcome to our house. It's very nice to meet boob-- I mean you!

Chandlerfan Carlisle: Sorry guys but Alice and Jasper are currently using the only double bed in the house. Rosalie: And there's a queue. Edward: Damn! Bella: Come on guys! Be a little inventive. The bedroom isn't the [i]only[/i] place for it.

Mrs-Grint Carlisle: Jesus, Mary and Joseph there's a cockroach on the floor! Edward: OH MY GODNESS!! -Leaps into Bella's arms- Rosalie: STAND BACK! THIS IS A LAST RESORT! -Pins the cockroach down and drinks its blood- Esme: Oh thank God. A close call, eh guys? Bella: Er, I'm just....er....gonna....er....go now.

snoznoodle Esme: 4am till 6am Carlisle and I are on couples hunting. 6 till 9 it's couples reading. 9 - 5 Carlisle's working (but I sneak in for couples nursing). 5 - midnight it's couple's tango (you'll like that Bella) then midnight till 4 it's couples pretend cleaning then the process starts all over again. Bella: ...Cool. Do you do anything by yourself? Esme: "By yourself?" Bella: Yeah, you know like... alone. Rosalie: A...lonnne? What's she talking about? Emmet: It's probably some weird human thing. Bella: No I mean like without your husband around you every second of the day! Carlisle: It must be some quaint human saying. (talks loud) VERY FUNNY BELLA! TELL YOUR FRIENDS AT SCHOOL IT'LL BE A HOOT! Bella: Are you seriously telling me I'm not going to have a moments time to myself for all of eternity?? Edward: Shhh my love. Bella: Don't shush m-- Carslisle, Emme, Esme, Rosalie, Edward (together): [i]Shhhhhhh.[/i]

kayleebabee Bella: Hey Jasper (walks up to him and shakes his hand) Jasper: oh... no... ( grabs into a coubord to drink her blood) Bella: EDWARD! (He arrives to late and he and jasper fight Edward dies boo bloody hoo!) Bella: *dead*

Myf_1992 Rosalie: Edward? Are you OK? Carlisle: Eddy, son, talk to me. Edward: Guys, Steve is over there! (points at corner) Bella: Ahhhh! ***all hell breaks loose***

Cinders Did I miss the pick for this one?

kayleebabee Ha !

renrae No, i just completely forgot to post it.

DraculaPWNS As long as the people in this picture aren`t all dating one another... Wait... I am suspicious.

galou_2010 Well, it looks like Emmett's being abducted by aliens... Heheh... *whispering* Lol...