Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The siguiente day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The día after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You estola this!'].

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AlxanderRfan Lol that was awesome :"D

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Rob respuestas the pregunta 'Who is better for Bella?'

added by katiecain

1:57-2:44 Have I dicho how much I amor this man?

video

interview

luna nueva

robert pattinson

jacob black

edward cullen

bella cisne

jacob y bella

edward y bella

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Twilight VS. vampiros

added by bendaimmortal

Source: por BratPrinceFan at DeviantArt

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Various Twilight stuff

added by Mallory23

Source: http://www.forksforum.com/twilight

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vampiros don't...

posted by Dragonsphere

Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a misceláneo rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long hace and I noticed this one pregunta I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" o something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the más reciente ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid pregunta to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just borrar this question, because I publicado it a año hace and don't even recall the reasons why it was...

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What's so great about Robert Pattinson!?

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob más so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased por crazed fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

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An articulo from a Twilight fan

posted by laureng114

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this articulo is to explain the point of view of a Twilight fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, vampiros are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off por saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. por uneducated I mean fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

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From books-to-movies...

posted by Imyselfandme

Many people bash popular cine because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept cine the way they come.

As a one time autor of a book called Elfin Magic (become a fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers tu a direct line to the cine and the autor refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...

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(Bella) tu Belong with me Jacob Black Remix with lyrics

added by katiecain

Haaa xD

video

tu belong with me

taylor rápido, swift

jacob black

remix

jacob y bella

twilight

luna nueva

funny

parody

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Comic Strip

added by Frizzhead

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My sparkly thing

added by Plenilunio

Source: comixed.com

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It's Nice to Have a Girl Around the House

added by nuxi

Source: Paramount and some 70s magazine

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Twilight Funny Pictures

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Twilight Affects So Many things

posted by Frizzhead

I was following an online series called the Hillywood Show. It was two girls actuación in Johnny Depp roles such as Sweeney Todd,Ed Wood,Edward Scissorhands.Here is a link of one of their link.This is their link
But after the release of Twilight they have stopped doing the Johnny Depp impression which made them famous they started doing twilight video's but even worse . Its Twilight música Video's. So that means cheesy música and annoying dancing and skimpy outfits.
It reminded me of how twilight is no longer a personal thing no matter where we go we will see twilight dangled in our faces in merchandise,...

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It is Hazardous see New Moon in The Cinema

posted by Frizzhead

- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)

I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going o not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...

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Kitten of the Fortnight: Official lista

posted by laureng114

Hello kittens! This is the lista of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if tu haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.

*Props go to those in the fanpop users spot who first created the fan of the fortnight picks*

Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
link

Winner of August...