Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Whether tu hate Twilight so much it fills tu with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, o amor it so much tu plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent tu from marrying a book, o perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. tu hear the name 'Edward', tu think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' tu think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' tu think 'hey, that's the first thing today that didn't make me think of freakin' Twilight...except it totally just did...dammit!'
The best way to overcome it is to remember all the other things linked to those words, so in the interest of curing involuntarily Twilight association here are some other:


Edwards - Edward Scissorhands, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre character), Prince Edward (Enchanted), Edward Norton, Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist character), Eddie Izzard, Mr Ed, Ed westwick

Bellas - Bellatrix Lestrange, Belle (beauty and the beast), Bela Lugosi (Dracula!), Isabella Rossellini

Alices - Alice In wonderland, Alice Cooper, Alice Longbottom (Harry Potter character), Alice Ayres (Closer character)

Jacobs - Jacob Marley (a navidad carol)

Esmes - Esme Pasquale (character on Dexter)

Twilights - The Twilight Zone, Buffy s8 comic book villain, the actual time of day

Things that sparkle - Diamonds, glitter glue, stars, those annoying cards where the sparkles get all over tu and never come off

People-shaped things that sparkle - Lady Gaga, Liberace, Occasionally Elton John, Cher, Adam Lambert, strippers, clumsy children doing arts and crafts, People who just recieved those annoying cards where the sparkles get all over tu and never come off

Forks - Actual forks that tu eat with.

Nessies - The Loch Ness monster

Person whose name sounds a lot like Stephenie Meyer, which keeps causing me to get mixed up when talking about vampiros - Stephen Moyer from True Blood

Vampire stories - Dracula, Buffy the vampire slayer, True Blood, Anne Rice's vampire chronicles, Moonlight, The vampire diaries, The lost boys, Vampire: The Masquerade, Blade, Angel, Daybreakers

These were just off the parte superior, arriba of my head, so if anyone has anything they'd like to add to any category, o any new category you'd like to start mention it in the comentarios and I'll editar it in.
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but más often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampiros go to high school?”, o “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, o can be logically theorized. These are usually followed por “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, o “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, o my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if tu don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete hombres lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about o have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable o hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out o wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role modelos ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape o form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in amor with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this articulo because recently I have found myself más constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much más awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give tu all the evidence tu will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally estola that manzana, apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I dicho how much I amor this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long hace and I noticed this one pregunta I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" o something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the más reciente ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid pregunta to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just borrar this question, because I publicado it a año hace and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob más so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased por crazed fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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