Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I would like to note that anne arroz wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne estola it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank por vampiros but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The vampiros skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children in twilight and little claudia in Interview with the vampire.

5. They are super fast and strong in both books

6. Humans are instantly attracted to vampires.(Lestat frases you tried to resist and the más tu resisted the más i wanted you, but tu couldnt resist me)

7. The character louis dicho that he was 24 but considered a man at those times.Edward says something similar when telling his story to bella

8. When becoming a vampire the person feels pain

9. Immortal children were not allowed por a group in paris which resemble the volturi in their eating manner. The volturi hire someone and dispose of them the french group use the human as an actor then feed on them on stage. In both ways they use 'employment'

10. Louis' wife and child died just before he became a vampire.Edwards mother and father died before he became a Vampire.

11. Louis and Edwards characters are very alike in characters. Louis qoutes Excuse me if i have respect for human life. Edward qoutes I dont want to be a monster They are both masochistic they wallow in grief when they have done wrong

12. vampiros have special gifts such as mind lectura in both libros
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I would like to thank tu for lectura my article...if tu have noticed something i have left out message me with it and i will add it to the articulo credited to tu of course....

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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but más often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampiros go to high school?”, o “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, o can be logically theorized. These are usually followed por “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, o “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, o my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if tu don't mind the lulz.
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to editar it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish o discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete hombres lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about o have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable o hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out o wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's favorito! cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are tu doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of favorito! books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are tu destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role modelos ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape o form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in amor with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this articulo because recently I have found myself más constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much más awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give tu all the evidence tu will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally estola that manzana, apple from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I dicho how much I amor this man?
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