Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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After lectura the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" por bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella cisne a heroine. If tu do, tu have got a really great deal of imagination, o a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight fans would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens aren't heroes o heroines because they are just so pathetic and lousy as heroes. They can't strategize at all and despite their many gifts, the villains get them all the time.

The Cullens aren't good heroes also because of their double standard. They claim to care for humans, but they don't. Sometimes, I think they have lost focus and direction. Carlisle doesn't want to eat humans because he cares for them. That's very noble. But his children's actions have put humans in danger and they have come to see Carlisle's cause as something that is más for their own personal benefits than something to fight for.

Case in point:

Twilight: The game is between the SEVEN Cullens and the Unholy Trinity-James, Victoria and Laurent. In fact, Laurent quit and decided he didn't want to be part of it anymore. So, it's the SEVEN Cullens against two evil vampires. If that's not enough, they have a mind reader, a psychic, a strong dude, and an empath within their ranks. James and Victoria are severely outnumbered, and in any OTHER story, they would be vampire sashimi in a jiffy. But apparently not in this one. For some reason, James and Victoria manage to lead the Cullens in a wild ganso chase and very nearly get away with their game. Which leads me to the conclusion that the Cullens aren't the brightest bulbs in the toolshed.

New Moon- After Edward and Bella's reunion, the Volturi break for lunch. Edward and Alice could have stopped the Volturi from killing the poor innocent victims. But what do they do? Edward sits a frightened Bella on his lap and WHISPERS comforting things in her ear while a group of people are brutally murdered siguiente door. If I were Bella, I would yell at Edward to go rescue them. If I were me, I call up Buffy and a few vampire slayers and wage war on the Volturi.

Breaking Dawn- This one takes the cake. The Cullens' blatant disregard for human life is shown when they invite non-vegetarian vampiros to fight for them. Edward even lends his cars to the vamps. I don't like their double standard at all. For four books, Carlisle has been criticising the Volturi for eating humans. Then, in Breaking Dawn, he shuts both eyes and closes his ears to his friends eating humans. Suddenly, hunting humans are okay because his friends do it.

The Cullens: Heroes? Definitely not.
1:57-2:44 Have I dicho how much I amor this man?
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posted by Dragonsphere
Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long hace and I noticed this one pregunta I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" o something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the más reciente ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid pregunta to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just borrar this question, because I publicado it a año hace and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob más so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased por crazed fan girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by laureng114
First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this articulo is to explain the point of view of a Twilight fan that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, vampiros are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off por saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight fans making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. por uneducated I mean fans that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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posted by Imyselfandme
Many people bash popular cine because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept cine the way they come.

As a one time autor of a book called Elfin Magic (become a fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers tu a direct line to the cine and the autor refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...
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Haaa xD
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I was following an online series called the Hillywood Show. It was two girls actuación in Johnny Depp roles such as Sweeney Todd,Ed Wood,Edward Scissorhands.Here is a link of one of their link.This is their link
But after the release of Twilight they have stopped doing the Johnny Depp impression which made them famous they started doing twilight video's but even worse . Its Twilight música Video's. So that means cheesy música and annoying dancing and skimpy outfits.
It reminded me of how twilight is no longer a personal thing no matter where we go we will see twilight dangled in our faces in merchandise,...
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- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)


I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going o not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...
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Hello kittens! This is the lista of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if tu haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.


*Props go to those in the fanpop users spot who first created the fan of the fortnight picks*


Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...
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