Call of Duty 5 - World at War Multiplayer

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Jack Bauer is your Sargent.

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niko and packie por b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

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MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know tu won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot tu in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD tu CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge culo review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

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Amines that EVERYONE tells me to watch

posted by Canada24

DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D

MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..

DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..

HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..

BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..

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Old VS New: Nightmare on Elms calle

posted by Canada24

When tu watch the más serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a seguro place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes tu feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..

Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...

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parte superior, arriba ten songs por King Diamond (real name Kim Bendix Petersen)

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Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.

#2:...

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awesome ''Korn'' fondo de pantalla

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Source: deviantart

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If your face says who tu are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"

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Saten Twist Adventures: lista of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little poni, pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never mostrando him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As tu can tell por the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

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parte superior, arriba ten Johnny Klebitz frases

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't tu gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told tu when tu were in there, o were tu so busy playing holier-than-thou tu started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) tu GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes tu can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are tu doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: tu okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think tu were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED por A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

Canada24 reviews PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3:

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I watched this movie a few years ago.. But as I remember it's one of the few films that actually scared me..

I'm a big sucker for ghost stories. And they were marathoning these films, but only saw the 3rd.

I watch a lot of scary movies, but this one actually had me jumpy. So I considered that as meaning it's good.

I'm a big believer in the paranormal. So I amor these kinds of films. As well as shows.

I may not believe in jesús (well, I believe the part about him dying on the cross. People were fucked up back than, so it's not unheard of). But I do believe in God itself.. Mostly cause I believe...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how tu expected me to amor tu when tu so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill tu to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

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Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where tu mover shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, tu just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as tu might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, tu know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...

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parte superior, arriba ten things tu may not know about CANADA24..

posted by Canada24

#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..

#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..

#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..

#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..

#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..

#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..

#7:
I originally watched my little poni, pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..

#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..

#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).

#10:
I found KoRn por ACCIDENT..

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My NEW lista of LOVABLE ASSHOLES.. (I include my own characters).

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIM SHADY (the slim shady show).
Slim Shady, (voice por the REAL slim shady, Eminem). Is the título protagonist of a series I'm reviewing.
He shows tu his dick, and than he kicks YOURS, and that's just his way of saying "hi".
Guess I'm starting lower my standards, cause this is starting to become HILARIOUS..

#2: SPIKE (Pony Mov).
To this day, Spike is the MAIN reason I watch that thing (Fluttershy is only funny when her TRUE NATURE is revealed).
Anyway, as tu remember I have a story about him (calling him Dragonowitch)..

#3: SATEN TWIST (Saten twist adventures).
Due to the maturer content of...

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parte superior, arriba ten villains with disappointing deaths:

posted by Canada24

#1: rayo, ray BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and rayo, ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..

#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, tu feel...

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parte superior, arriba 15 greatest video game villains

posted by Canada24

#1: FRANK TOMPENNY - VICE CITY:
Frank Tenpenny is as low as they come. The corrupt cop was Rockstar’s commentary on the scandal-ridden LAPD of the Daryl Gates and Rodney King era. Though cloaked in the colores of the law, Tenpenny’s just as much a criminal as any of the Grove calle Family in San Andreas, and proves to be a formidable enemy for CJ throughout the game. Upon his arrival back in San Andreas, CJ has a run-in with Tenpenny, who instantly gains the upper hand por threatening to frame the ex-gangbanger with the murder of a cop unless he does his bidding. He’s not the enemy you...

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metallica lyrics

posted by Canada24

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while tu sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...