#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: tu EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, tu LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little perra made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can tu tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can tu give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came inicial from, like, a store o something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the año when I dicho I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can tu go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten segundos where tu see some funny cat videos pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. más like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because tu can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did tu hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: tu EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, tu LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little perra made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can tu tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can tu give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how goku has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came inicial from, like, a store o something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the año when I dicho I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can tu go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten segundos where tu see some funny cat videos pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. más like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because tu can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did tu hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will mostrar it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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I made a video of it. And will mostrar it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know dicho this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!