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Here's my FarCry3 crossover, well it's actually a retelling of the plot but using my GTA characters. As are all the "crossovers". Just some minor dialogue changes and other such stuff.. Eitherway, this one had always been one of my favourite stories. Cause it's quite dark, and the villains were fun to write.. The constant action helps two..

Seras isn't in this one, this was long before she started coming along.. But it does estrella Carly.. So if tu are interested in her, as she does get mentioned a lot, and has a characrer role in DEMONS.. This will help to understand a little more... Maybe..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island por what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking man standing outside the cage (Vaas).

"You two think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy!.. (shows to have stolen Carly's phone) I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone... So, what do we have here? Grant, from California.. And Carly, from Los Santos.. Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really amor you, cause tu two white kids look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things" Vaas said, putting Carly's phone in his pocket.

Grant tried talking, but his mouth was gagged.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Vaas mocked.

Grant again tries talking but Vaas becomes suddenly enraged.

"DO tu WANT ME TO CUT tu OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!.. Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye., (Grant looks away from Vaas) HEY! tu FUCK! Look me in the eye. (Grant looks Vaas dead in the eyes). You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o tu die. (Carly mumbles too) (Vaas turns his attention to her) What is it, Carly? Carly, what is it? Why aren't tu laughing like tu did up in the sky?.. What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you?.. tu see, thing is, up there, tu thought tu had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, tu thought tu were the king of the fuckin world didn't you?,.. But hermano, down here... down here... tu hit the ground" Vaas said, intimidatingly.

Carly, realizing the seriousness of the situation, stayed quite. This guy was scary, even to HER.

Vaas laughed to himself.

"It's okay.. Cause the three of us, we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together as we wait for the mon-"

"Vaas. Stop scaring the hostages, I need tu to take care the rejects" A man, later known as Hoyt Volker dicho to the scary looking man in-front of Carly and Grant.

"Let's hope tu two pieces of FUCK are más entertaining than your friends.. Ta-ta.. bye bye" Vaas dicho to Carly and Grant, before following Hoyt and both were gone.

Grant secretly cut himself free, and then freed Carly.

"Are tu okay?" he asked.

Carly could only node in silence.

"We gotta get out of here, call that guard over" Grant to Carly.

"You serious?" Carly asked, her voice still a bit shaky.

"Yes, do it" Grant sternly replied.

Carly called over one of the Pirates, who came over, telling her to shut up. But Grant grabbed him and broke the man's neck. Scaring Carly a bit, despite Carly having seen worse in her life.

"That's what they teach tu in the army" Grant dicho to himself, and grabbed the guard's key, unlocking the cage, and Carly and himself.

"Alright, follow me, and stay quite" Grant told Carly, despite not fully knowing where he was going.

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Carly followed Grant threw the hostile area, sneaking past the pirates. Having it be the last thing they ever think about.. Yikes.

Grant and Carly entered a small house, but a Pirate was napping inside and stood up to call the others, but Grant quickly threw a throw cuchillo into the man's head, killing him silently and instantly.

"Oh shit, he's dead" Carly whispered to herself in a bit of shock.

Grant moved the body to a hiding spot, so it won't be found later, and then opened the door silently.

"G -Grant I can't do this" Carly said, the situation finally being too much to her.

Grant grabbed her and shook her a bit.

"Hey.. Hey.. I can't find Johnny, and Daisy, and Dash, and Packie, and your brother, without you.. So hold it together. Okay?" Grant sternly told her.

"Okay.. Okay.. Sorry, sorry" Carly said, trying to calm down.

"God. I never should of brought Jimmy" Carly quitely said, sad for her brother (maybe for the first time).

"We're find him.. We're find all of them" Grant quietly told her.

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After it seems that they finally escaped, Grant pulled out a map of the island.

"Dose the map say were Johnny is?" Carly asked, still trying to mentally recover.

"We're gonna find him. We're gonna find the others. And then we're going home" Grant dicho comfortingly.

But suddenly there was a loud bang and Grant was shot in the throat.

Carly looked behind her seeing they didn't fully escape the prison camp after all.

Vaas is revealed on a stage behind them, holding a AP Pistol, and chuckling to himself. A bunch of his soldiers surrounding him. Carly covered her hands over Grant's throat, desperately trying to save him, but it wasn't working. Vaas's voice is heard fadingly in the background.

Vaas: What, tu want to run? Huh? tu want to run, tu want to disrespect me? tu want to fuck with me? I mean, tu come here, with your-

"Grant! GRANT!" Carly shouted tearfully, realizing it wasn't working.

Vaas: with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, and your dimwit friends. And tu want to fuck with me? tu WANNA FUCK ME!?

Carly realized Grant is dead, and realizing it's not the time to be sad about it just yet. She back away with him, Vaas's voice is heard más clearly now.

"I like that. No, I respect that! I'm gonna give tu thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat tu up alive, I will" Vaas dicho off view.

Carly paused and looked at Vaas, a bit confused.

"YOU FUCKING DEATH!?.. I dicho GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, tu CHICKEN FUCK!.. RUN FOREST, RUN!" Vas screamed at her.

Carly was quick to understand that this is her only chance, and ran as fast as she ever has in her life, as gunfire fired around her.

Vaas: RUN FOREST, RUN!

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Carly continued her desperate escape.

At one point one of the Pirate's leaped onto her, trying the force a cuchillo into her, but Carly forced the cuchillo into the Pirate's neck, killing him.

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Carly had to leap down a cliff to avoid the pirates, nearly drowing.

After an unknown amount of time, Carly was pulled back up por a hand.

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"Hey, wake up!" came a famarily voice.

"J -Johnny!?"

"Jesus Carly, tu scared the shit out of me just then" Johnny chuckled.

"Hey Dennis! She's alive!" Johnny cried to a mysterious black skinned man, known in the game as Dennis Hopper.

"Good, good.. So little lady, obviously tu must of gotten farmilar with that asshole Vaas" Hopper chuckled.

"I can't believe I'm saying this.. But I think I would of preferred Trevor" Carly dicho to herself.

"I made sure your biker friend didn't get captured, but was too late for you.. Sorry for the trauma tu probably suffered, but not EVERYONE on the island is like that.. Let me tu mostrar tu the REAL Rock Island" Dennis dicho in his strong accent, before helping Carly onto her feet.

"Where's Grant?" Johnny asked.

"He.. (tears up) He's dead!" Carly cried, Johnny hugging her.

"Vaas?" Dennis asked.

"Yeah.. Vaas" Carly replied.

"I'm really sorry he took your friend from you, Vaas killed a LOT of good people" Dennis replied.

"Yeah.. He seemed the type" Carly sniffed.

"I dream of the day, when I cut Vaas's corazón out!" Dennis growled to himself.

"We know the feeling" Carly and Johnny both admitted.

"Anyway.. Me and my men need to take one of their bases, unfortunately, we're kinda at war" Dennis admitted, and started walking off.

"Wait.. Let us help tu win the fight" Carly insisted.

"But Carly, it's not our fight" Johnny insisted.

"But it IS our fight Johnny.. They took our friend, they deserve to suffer" Carly replied.

"Alright then.. Follow me to the gun store.. I'll buy" Dennis replied.

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Dennis Rogers lead his new friend's too the local gunstore. There wasn't many options, so Carly took a combat shotgun, Johnny took an AK47. Along with both taking a M1911 Pistol.

"Wait, this will also come in handy as well" Dennis said, giving Carly a machete.

"Do I get one?" Johnny asked excitedly.

"Sorry, only had the one" Dennis admitted.

"But I do have a hacha, hacha de guerra if tu want" he added.

"No thanks" Johnny replied.

"Your loss" Dennis chuckled, and put the dicho hacha, hacha de guerra into his cinturón, correa before grabbing a AK47.

"Anyway.. Here's the jeep, let's hurry before we miss all the fun" Dennis said, mostrando that despite that he's probably a non violent person. He has a surprising amor for battle.

Suddenly the radio Carly estola from the camp says that they have Packie held at the dicho outpost, they didn't realize the radio was stolen.

"Haha.. Two birds with one stone as the saying goes." Dennis replied, starting the jeep.

Dennis arrived at the outpost and before long, the battle had began.

Surprisingly, most of the Pirates were actually pretty poor at shooting, and the battle was surprisingly easy. Plus Dennis had más men then the pirates. And before long, the area was cleared of pirates, and Dennis's men replaced the Vaas's flag with their own flag.

Carly searched the entire area, but Packie was nowhere to be found.

"He's not here!" She cried to Dennis, clearly saddened por the fact. Packie is tough. But he's still human, and Carly was scared for him.

"I'm sorry honey, we did what we could" Johnny said, putting his hand on her shoulder.

Suddenly Dennis appeared. Saying another one of their friends has been found and saved por an ally of his, Dr. Earnhardt.

Saying Earnhardt is a bit crazy, but not Vaas's crazy, he's actually a pretty nice guy, and also gave them the location to him, saying they can take his jeep, he won't be needing it. But he also gave them an radio so they can keep in contact.

"Thank tu Dennis, I hope we see tu again, your a good man" Carly said, even hugging him.

"Yes.. Good luck with the war" Johnny added.

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A día later, Carly and Johnny arrive to meet Dennis's contacr, Dr. Earnhardt. Upon arriving at Earnhardt's mansion, they find out that one of their friends escaped Vaas, but it was not Packie, rather it was Daisy, Grant's girlfriend. Both of whom Carly and them only just recently met.

Earnhardt tells them that margarita is in serious need of medical attention, and he needs to retrieve a seta in order to keep margarita alive. However, this seta is in a cave under Earnhardt's mansion, and Carly volunteers to venture into the caves to find it.

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After finding the strange seta and returning home, Carly gives Earnhardt the mushroom. Earnhardt tells Carly and Johnny that margarita is awake and to go and check on her while he makes the antidote.

They head upstairs and meet with Daisy, who has a strong fever, but alive.

Johnny asked if the doctor harmed her, but margarita dicho the doctor is actually very sweet (Witch he is).

Carly tearfully tells her of Grant's death, much to Daisy's misery. Carly had always been senstive to these things, even to those she only just recently met, she'll always be effected por their death. She's innocent like that. But not very innocent in most other ways. She's still a trained killer like all her friends, and her dad.. Michael Townley.

Earnhardt comes upstairs to administer the antidote, and Johnny asks that when they finds más of his friends if Earnhardt could keep them there to ensure their safety.

Earnhardt strongly refuses, due to the fact that Vaas's men frequently visit to buy product from him. But margarita begs him to reconsider, and it's revealed Earnhardt is the SAD kind of crazy. He calls her por the name of his deceased daughter, Agnes, believing her to be the dicho daughter, and it's why he saved her.

Either way, he reluctantely agrees to give refuge to the others.

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

As margarita was left behind when the location was confirmed a seguro one. And the Doctor was confirmed to be completely harmless. Carly even felt bad for the guy, he lost his daughter, and can't cope properly.

Anyway, margarita was left trying fix a boat. While Carly and Johnny got word of Packie's last known location, and went to go investigate.

"How is it tu avoided getting caught anyway?" Carly asked.

"I was the only one that didn't get knocked out.. I felt shitty about it, but I had to hide, Dennis found me and took down a few pirates, o least that's what Dennis calls them." Johnny admitted.

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Eventually they arrived at the location.

"Shit, Packie's gone again" Carly said, getting much más impatient.

"Hang on, let me check that room" Johnny said, opening a door, only for pirate to appear from inside, and knock Johnny unconscious with an AK47.

Carly angrily shot him dead with her combat shotgun.

But then más Pirates came, and held her against the ground. Revealing it was a set up, the Pirates were waiting for them.

And before long, the one that seemed to be in charge walked in front of her.

Carly looked up, and gasped as she saw who it was.

"YOU!" She screamed.

"Missed me?" Vaas said, smiling evilly.

Carly tried grabbing for a nearby rock, but Vaas knocked her unconscious.
SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If tu ever see that mostrar Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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posted by Canada24
AFTER ONE LONG AS BATTLE:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Michael!... DAMMIT!... I coulda been nice to him for once in my fucking life!.. Kid only wanted to help!

Derrick: He loved you, Packie. He was happy tu spoke to him. Didn't matter what tu was saying.

Packie: Yeah, well, now I gotta explain to his folks that their son is, like, lying dead on the floor of a bank in Algonquin.

Derrick: We'll give them his cut. When your kid is living the life, tu gotta expect someone to come through the door and break this sorta news.

Niko: That does not make it any easier to hear. And we...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

ON THE ROAD:

Packie: Gerald was very clear about the way things is going down, boys. Me and Michael are on the civilians, Derrick and Niko are on employee's... (to Derrick) did tu sort out the charge for the bóveda, bóveda de door?

Derrick: What's that mean? Of course I sorted out the charge. What tu think I been doing all day?

Packie: I dunno. Nodding off with a needle sticking outta your arm?

Derrick: Patrick, tu was such a sweet little boy when I left this city.

Packie tu been gone a long time Derrick.

Niko: (sarcastically) This is an emotional moment, I can feel the brotherly amor in...
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Spinning inside, rotting away.
Something inside of me, has been taken away.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so tu can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like, I'm to blame!
When, will, this, end?

Hopeless inside, alone as I wait.
Brewing inside of me, is your endless hate.
Feeling my heart!
breaking in vain!
It won't get better now!
WHEN WILL THIS END!?

I can't seem to get awaaaay!
I, feel. I'm here so tu can play!
Withhh, my head!
There's nothing I can saaaay!
I keep feeling like,...
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#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country o is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If tu die in Canada? Do tu die in real life?
"No, tu become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try lectura a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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posted by Canada24
cupcakes SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the siguiente time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hola Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If tu want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have tu been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But tu just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why tu think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy árbol friends isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while lectura book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take tu on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And tu often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if tu kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means tu finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, tu CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if tu allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other tu like Purge o not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up por the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The perros turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into perros and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are más SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved por them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and más than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to mostrar that children really do give más of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do tu hide a boner?
ANSWER: tu get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: tu need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 año old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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