I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being más comedic, he comes as más "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..
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#1:
"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.
"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.
"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' tu son of a bitch." Carly growled.
"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"
"You're lucky I haven't shot tu yet!" Carly snapped.
"I'd like to see tu try kid." Micah replied, unfazed por the threat.
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#2:
Carly: Where next?
Micah: Well, now we lay low considering we decided to shoot up the town.
Carly: Oh "we" decided that, huh?
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#3:
Micah: (knocks) Skinny.. Skinny open up!
Skinny: No Micah!
Micah: I've got a gift for you
Skinny: Don't want it.
Micah (sighs): Have it your way.. (kicks door in)
Skinny: *raises pistol* Get back!
Micah: (shoots him dead) tu always was disappointing Sknny.
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DEMONS:
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#1:
Deadpool: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Satan was Wes Craven. Or. Some guy in an ambulance. Than I think we can all know how it truly feels.. To be in a marching band.
Micah: Yeah for the movie guy!
All: Hooray!
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#2:
Dash runs over, saying the kids were kidnapped.
Seras: tu sure?
Dash: Of coarse I'm fucking sure!
Dash (reads it): Who's Micah Bell?
Carly: … What?
Dash: It says "I'm alive again.. Sort of.. And I have your kids, hawhawhawhaw" Aww, he put a picture of a bird.
Seras: Honey, I think it mea-
Dash: I know what it's suppose to mean, but it's still cute.
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#3:
Freddy: tu guys wanna go stay somewhere while we wait.
Micah: Is it Elms Street?
Freddy (long pause): ... No.
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#4:
Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the muro has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do tu know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think tu are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his camisa, camiseta but it only makes the paint even más noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it más but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
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#5:
Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! tu could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) tu might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did tu put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a chocolate bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. tu are strong. Through your strength, tu shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
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#6:
Micah takes out the trash finds dumbster writing. Amongst them is the word "beautiful".
KKK Member: (clearly disgusted) tu kiss your mother with that mouth!? (pulls out the trash bag)
Micah: Well she's in Heaven so I can't- *Klan member leaves* Hm.
Brutaloo: hola buddy.
Micah: hola Blastic, do tu know what this word means?
Brutaloo: Ogden? Isn't he that badass wannabe tu work for?
Micah: No not that one. *points at word* That word
Brutaloo: Beautiful... Hey, that's one of them villain enhancers.
Micah: Villain enhancers?
Brutaloo: tu use them when tu want be extra evil. tu just sprinkle it over anything tu say, and Wham-O! Your más evil than ever!
Micah: Oh I get it.. (aham) Hello Blastic. Beautiful día we're having, isn't it?
Brutaloo: Why, yes it is, Micah. This beautiful día is particularly fuckin' beautiful!
*They start saying the word "beautiful" over and over again*
Micah: Ooh you're right Bruts, my lips are tingling from the cruelity of this conversation.
Brutaloo: Oh, mine, too!
[both laugh]
Micah: It tingles when I laugh!
(The siguiente día Micah enters the resturant Ogdan owns).
Micah: Howdy costumers. Beautiful día isn't it? (the demon customers are all shocked from the word).
Michael Myers: (gasp) Did he just say!?
Pinhead (eyes narrow at Micah): Eye, he did.
Micah: hola Brute, beautiful día today isn't it?
Brutaloo: Pretty beautiful indeed.
Old Demon: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.
Micah: (taps intercon) Attention costumers, everyone feeling beautiful today, because today's beautiful weather makes me feel full of amor for all things beautiful ... (a number of Demons are seen frozen in time as Micah continues, all dumbfounded at Micah unknowingly using kind and compassionate words) ... (Ganger is walking by) It'll be a beautiful pleasure. (Ganger grows giant ear at hearing the word).
Micah: hola Ganger, beautiful día isn't?
Jason Voorhees (family guy voice): I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work happily.
Demon (angrily): Let's go somewhere más nasty to eat!
Everyone leaves
Chucky (Brad Douiff): Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
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#7:
Micah: So what game we fuckin' playing?
Brutaloo: Snakes and latters.
(They pull it out, Micah goes first)
Micah: (shakes dice) Come on, Marston built a stupid RANCH!
Brutaloo: Oop, tu got a snake.
Micah: FUCK!! (goes down snake)
Brutaloo: *rolls* Yes! Ladders! Fuck yeah!
Micah: Come on.. (rolls) Fuck, snakes again, shit.
Brutaloo: *celebrates obnoxiously after each roll, both swearing obsessively*
Brutaloo: This is it asshole. Get snakes again, tu lose.
Micah: *growls* FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS!! *rolls dice*
Micah: Ha! Latters!
*the die roll to snakes*
Micah: AW CRAP! (covers mouth)
Brutaloo (dramatically): Ooh. tu didn't say shiiiiit
Micah: No, I, it was an accident!
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#1:
"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.
"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.
"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' tu son of a bitch." Carly growled.
"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"
"You're lucky I haven't shot tu yet!" Carly snapped.
"I'd like to see tu try kid." Micah replied, unfazed por the threat.
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#2:
Carly: Where next?
Micah: Well, now we lay low considering we decided to shoot up the town.
Carly: Oh "we" decided that, huh?
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#3:
Micah: (knocks) Skinny.. Skinny open up!
Skinny: No Micah!
Micah: I've got a gift for you
Skinny: Don't want it.
Micah (sighs): Have it your way.. (kicks door in)
Skinny: *raises pistol* Get back!
Micah: (shoots him dead) tu always was disappointing Sknny.
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#1:
Deadpool: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Satan was Wes Craven. Or. Some guy in an ambulance. Than I think we can all know how it truly feels.. To be in a marching band.
Micah: Yeah for the movie guy!
All: Hooray!
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#2:
Dash runs over, saying the kids were kidnapped.
Seras: tu sure?
Dash: Of coarse I'm fucking sure!
Dash (reads it): Who's Micah Bell?
Carly: … What?
Dash: It says "I'm alive again.. Sort of.. And I have your kids, hawhawhawhaw" Aww, he put a picture of a bird.
Seras: Honey, I think it mea-
Dash: I know what it's suppose to mean, but it's still cute.
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#3:
Freddy: tu guys wanna go stay somewhere while we wait.
Micah: Is it Elms Street?
Freddy (long pause): ... No.
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#4:
Micah: We did it Blastic! [checks the area] We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the- [shocked] SWEET JESUS, WHAT'S THAT?!
Ogdan's framed dollar on the muro has a tiny dot of paint on it upon close inspection. Micag's eyes crack, break, and drip on the floor. He then falls over].
Brutaloo walks over.
Micah (eyes normal): We're dead, Blastic! Do tu know what that is?!
Brutaloo: Hmm... it's a dollar. I win!
Micah That's not just a dollar. It's Ogdan's first dollar! His most prized possession! AND WE GOT PAINT ON IT!
Brutaloo (unconcerned): I think tu are over-reacting buddy, I don't see any paint.
Micah: Okay, [takes the dollar off the wall] this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. [tries to wipe the paint off with his camisa, camiseta but it only makes the paint even más noticeable] There! I think I got it. [notices the paint. He becomes nervous so he wipes it más but the dollar becomes completely covered in paint. Micah screams]
Brutaloo: Oh, now I see it!
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#5:
Brutaloo: [angrily] This is all stupid Ogdan's fault! If he hadn't hung that damn dollar in the first place...! I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it?! tu could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! (Micah has intrigued face) tu might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
Brutaloo: Hurry girl, take out your wallet!
Brutaloo: I don't see where you're going with this... [takes out her wallet and pulls out a dollar] hey, a dollar!
Micah: Our butts are saved! Now all we have to... Blastic, NO! [Blastic puts her dollar in a vending machine] Blastic! No, why did tu put it... [the dollar comes out] GRAB IT BLASTIC, GRAB IT HURRY, HURRY, I ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in] Aww, Blastic, no, no! [dollar comes out again] GET IT GIRL, GET IT, GET IT! ... [Brutaloo pushes it back in again and covers the hole so the dollar won't come out again] Oh, no-ho-oh!
Brutaloo: [eats a chocolate bar as she approaches an annoyed Micah] Wanna bite?
Micah: Okay, okay, we still have time! [looks in a mirror] Don't panic, Micah, panic is the enemy. tu are strong. Through your strength, tu shall overcome!
[Ogdan is heard approaching the door while singing]
Micah's reflection: You're on your own, pal. [walks away]
Micah: [screams as he runs in circles around Blastic]
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#6:
Micah takes out the trash finds dumbster writing. Amongst them is the word "beautiful".
KKK Member: (clearly disgusted) tu kiss your mother with that mouth!? (pulls out the trash bag)
Micah: Well she's in Heaven so I can't- *Klan member leaves* Hm.
Brutaloo: hola buddy.
Micah: hola Blastic, do tu know what this word means?
Brutaloo: Ogden? Isn't he that badass wannabe tu work for?
Micah: No not that one. *points at word* That word
Brutaloo: Beautiful... Hey, that's one of them villain enhancers.
Micah: Villain enhancers?
Brutaloo: tu use them when tu want be extra evil. tu just sprinkle it over anything tu say, and Wham-O! Your más evil than ever!
Micah: Oh I get it.. (aham) Hello Blastic. Beautiful día we're having, isn't it?
Brutaloo: Why, yes it is, Micah. This beautiful día is particularly fuckin' beautiful!
*They start saying the word "beautiful" over and over again*
Micah: Ooh you're right Bruts, my lips are tingling from the cruelity of this conversation.
Brutaloo: Oh, mine, too!
[both laugh]
Micah: It tingles when I laugh!
(The siguiente día Micah enters the resturant Ogdan owns).
Micah: Howdy costumers. Beautiful día isn't it? (the demon customers are all shocked from the word).
Michael Myers: (gasp) Did he just say!?
Pinhead (eyes narrow at Micah): Eye, he did.
Micah: hola Brute, beautiful día today isn't it?
Brutaloo: Pretty beautiful indeed.
Old Demon: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention.
Micah: (taps intercon) Attention costumers, everyone feeling beautiful today, because today's beautiful weather makes me feel full of amor for all things beautiful ... (a number of Demons are seen frozen in time as Micah continues, all dumbfounded at Micah unknowingly using kind and compassionate words) ... (Ganger is walking by) It'll be a beautiful pleasure. (Ganger grows giant ear at hearing the word).
Micah: hola Ganger, beautiful día isn't?
Jason Voorhees (family guy voice): I don't understand. That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work happily.
Demon (angrily): Let's go somewhere más nasty to eat!
Everyone leaves
Chucky (Brad Douiff): Those foul-mouth bottom feeders.
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Micah: So what game we fuckin' playing?
Brutaloo: Snakes and latters.
(They pull it out, Micah goes first)
Micah: (shakes dice) Come on, Marston built a stupid RANCH!
Brutaloo: Oop, tu got a snake.
Micah: FUCK!! (goes down snake)
Brutaloo: *rolls* Yes! Ladders! Fuck yeah!
Micah: Come on.. (rolls) Fuck, snakes again, shit.
Brutaloo: *celebrates obnoxiously after each roll, both swearing obsessively*
Brutaloo: This is it asshole. Get snakes again, tu lose.
Micah: *growls* FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS, FUCKING LATTERS!! *rolls dice*
Micah: Ha! Latters!
*the die roll to snakes*
Micah: AW CRAP! (covers mouth)
Brutaloo (dramatically): Ooh. tu didn't say shiiiiit
Micah: No, I, it was an accident!
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I dicho for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance por him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is dicho to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I dicho for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance por him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is dicho to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls tu a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls tu a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:
The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..
#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:
This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..
#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:
This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
