This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting siguiente to her. They were going to collect más ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice día out, o wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do tu have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I dicho GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, arco iris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant día mostrando Zecora around Pornstarville, and then tu mostrar up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen tu shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will tu get down from there before tu hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, tu did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
arco iris Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do tu know dat?!
arco iris Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: tu know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were tu driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned por GM. What's the difference?
arco iris Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What preguntas did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
arco iris Dash: How were those preguntas stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid pregunta number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid pregunta number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask tu a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do tu want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at tu for eight segundos non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard tu were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are tu talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, arco iris Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and tu should consider yourself lucky to have friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on tu after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did tu shoot me?
Zecora: Because tu were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: tu must be blind, o something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did tu shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare tu away man. I thought tu were trying to kill those five idiots tu claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let tu go with a warning. If tu ever try to hurt me, o the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a lista of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* tu will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that arco iris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that tu didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to mover back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of tu readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting siguiente to her. They were going to collect más ammo for Twilight's shotgun.
Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice día out, o wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking to Zecora* Yo, wut da hell do they think they're doin'?
Spike: It looks like they're hanging out with a zebra.
Twilight: Them assholes don't know wut da fuq they're doin'. *Gets out of her car, and shoots her shotgun in the air* Nigga, get da fuq outta here man!
Zecora: *Runs away*
Fluttershy: Twilight, why do tu have that?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up, and get yo asses inside.
Pinkie Pie: But Twilight-
Twilight: I dicho GET YO' ASSES INSIDE!!!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 8: Bribal Gossip
Twilight made Fluttershy, arco iris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity go inside Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight: Now, who can explain to me wut dat was all about.
Fluttershy: *Farts*
Twilight: Without being disgusting idiots.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we were having a pleasant día mostrando Zecora around Pornstarville, and then tu mostrar up, and say, *Imitates Twilight* Nigga get zhe fuck out of here man! *Stands on table, and talks in her normal voice* Und zhen tu shoot your shotgun for no reason!
Fluttershy: Will tu get down from there before tu hurt yourself?
Twilight: Man, first of all, tu did terrible impersonatin' me. Second, I didn't shoot my gun for no reason. I shot it to scare dat zebra, and save yo asses. Now you're getting angry at me for that?
arco iris Dash: Zecora wasn't going to kill us.
Twilight: Man, how do tu know dat?!
arco iris Dash: Obviously, she wasn't pointing any weapons at us!
Applejack: tu know Twilight, I think you're overreactin'. Nothing bad was gonna happen.
Twilight: Nigga, don't give me dat crap. I have to write to Princess Celestia about these bullshit lessons I learn about friendship.
Rarity: When did that start?
Twilight: "Apparently" it started ever since I moved here from Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Were tu driving a Pontiac?
Everyone except Twilight laughed.
Twilight: Nigga I drive a 1961 Chevrolet Impala!
Applejack: They're both owned por GM. What's the difference?
arco iris Dash: She makes a good point.
Twilight: Man, I'm supposed to point out facts, and you're supposed to do what I say without asking stupid questions.
Fluttershy: What preguntas did we ask that were stupid?
Twilight: That one.
Applejack: May we get back to the subject about Zecora?
Twilight: And that one.
arco iris Dash: How were those preguntas stupid?
Twilight: And there's stupid pregunta number 3.
Rarity: Twilight-
Twilight: Stupid pregunta number 4.
Rarity: I wasn't going to ask tu a question.
Twilight: Then wut da fuq do tu want bitch?!
Rarity: Zecora has been staring at tu for eight segundos non stop.
Twilight: Wuut? *Turns around, and looks at Zecora*
Zecora: *Shoots Twilight with a shotgun.
Unfortunately, Twilight survived getting shot, and was now in Zecora's hut.
Twilight: Man, where am I?
Zecora: In my house. I heard tu were insulting my friends, and telling them that I was going to kill them.
Twilight: Nigga, who da fuq are tu talking about?
Zecora: Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, arco iris Dash, and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: They're not really your friends. Are they?
Zecora: Yes they are, and tu should consider yourself lucky to have friends like them. They helped me perform surgery on tu after getting shot.
Twilight: Why did tu shoot me?
Zecora: Because tu were trying to shoot at me. It is mandatory for zebras to shoot at anypony that shoots at them.
Twilight: tu must be blind, o something man. I wasn't even aiming my gun at you.
Zecora: Why did tu shoot your gun?
Twilight: To scare tu away man. I thought tu were trying to kill those five idiots tu claim to be your friends.
Zecora: Well then. I will let tu go with a warning. If tu ever try to hurt me, o the following ponies on this list, *Hands Twilight a lista of ponies she is not allowed to hurt/kill* tu will die.
Twilight looked at the list. She saw that arco iris Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Fluttershy were on there, including Spike, and all of the residents of Pontiac, Michigan.
Twilight: Man, dat's a lot of bullshit.
Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I am still pissed off that tu didn't tell me about having to write letters to your ass. Pornstarville is a crappy town, and I hope to mover back to Pontiac soon. I don't know why you're making me stay here. I don't deserve this torture.
Your worthless student, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: *Sends the letter to Celestia* Man, I still wish she'd get herself a phone. It would make things less complicated. Also, for those of tu readin' this shitty story... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..
#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..
#3: metallica - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with metallica so she knows how crazy they get..
#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..
Very calm and beautiful sounding.
That's very unusual for Slipknot.
But in a a good way..
#2: POETS OF THE FALL - CARNIVAL OF RUST:
She has no idea about THE HAPPY SONG.
This the only song I showed her..
#3: metallica - NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:
She loves this song actually.
And knows how obsessed I am with metallica so she knows how crazy they get..
#4: KORN - HATER:
Well... I tried. But she hates Korn all together.
I could understand why though. Their pretty "out there"..