This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, tu can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought tu liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, tu lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, tu say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never dicho slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic mostrar start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic mostrar in Pornstarville *Looks at the título above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do tu want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
arco iris Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: hola look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better guarida, den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can tu do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit tu do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do más than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if tu let me finish-
Snips: She dicho that's it!! Are tu deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell tu what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* hola SHUT UP tu ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* tu started that unnecessary shouting. What can tu do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: tu like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can tu do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at arco iris Dash* What about you?
arco iris Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can tu do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
arco iris Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go arco iris Dash, you're the best!
arco iris Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
arco iris Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: tu dicho tu have strong self confidence.
arco iris Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see tu use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
arco iris Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets arco iris Dash hitched to the wagons* If tu succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, tu better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, tu have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
arco iris Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies lectura this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a muro five times*
Canada24: This needs más creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: hola man, tu dicho you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* arco iris Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, tu can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought tu liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, tu lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, tu say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never dicho slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic mostrar start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic mostrar in Pornstarville *Looks at the título above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do tu want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
arco iris Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps arco iris Dash*
arco iris Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: hola look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better guarida, den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can tu do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit tu do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do más than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if tu let me finish-
Snips: She dicho that's it!! Are tu deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell tu what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* hola SHUT UP tu ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* tu started that unnecessary shouting. What can tu do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted soccer mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a soccer ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: tu like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can tu do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at arco iris Dash* What about you?
arco iris Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can tu do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
arco iris Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go arco iris Dash, you're the best!
arco iris Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
arco iris Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: tu dicho tu have strong self confidence.
arco iris Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see tu use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
arco iris Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets arco iris Dash hitched to the wagons* If tu succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, tu better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, tu have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
arco iris Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies lectura this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a muro five times*
Canada24: This needs más creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: hola man, tu dicho you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* arco iris Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know dicho this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a misceláneo magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract tu as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) tu just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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