This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. aguardiente de manzana, applejack was at Sweet manzana, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for tu to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just lectura my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
arco iris Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car* Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give aguardiente de manzana, applejack this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With arco iris Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
arco iris Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
arco iris Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* hola Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid tu man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. tu high on drugs, o somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, tu did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, tu wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do tu need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need tu to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing misceláneo ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness tu came.
Twilight: How da fuq did tu know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat rosado, rosa German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: aguardiente de manzana, applejack fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe tu man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet manzana, apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to aguardiente de manzana, applejack being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the manzana, apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. aguardiente de manzana, applejack was at Sweet manzana, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for tu to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just lectura my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hola Fluttershy, tu smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, tu are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
arco iris Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car* Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give aguardiente de manzana, applejack this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With arco iris Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
arco iris Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
arco iris Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* hola Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid tu man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. tu high on drugs, o somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, tu did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, tu wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do tu need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need tu to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing misceláneo ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness tu came.
Twilight: How da fuq did tu know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat rosado, rosa German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: aguardiente de manzana, applejack fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe tu man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet manzana, apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to aguardiente de manzana, applejack being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the manzana, apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito! song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito! song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this mostrar a few más times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH puñetazo, ponche - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH puñetazo, ponche - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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