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Canada24 reviews NIGHTMARE ON ELMS calle 1984

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. cine I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the cine in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even niominated.. He's so underrated for that role. Like Englund we both amor AND fear him. The sadistic enjoyment he gets from all this.

Anyway.. In my opinion, the first half is way better.. The parts where we don't actually know Freddy's story. I like the whole mystery thing.. "Who is this creepy guy in my dreams trying to kill me?"

The parania thing is way scarier.. Espically cause Englund barely has any actual dialogue. He mostly just laughs.

I could review the remake.. But I made my thoughts of that movie very clear in this older article

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Not having Robert Englund, basically means it was doomed from the beginning. The actor tried. But he had friggin Michael bahía as the producer. I don't even really blame the actor.. I blame Bay.

Not sure what to say that I didn't say there. But what made Freddy funny in the sequels makes him just plain scary here.. It's that sadistic smile.. He's LOVING this. So tu know your fucked.

So obiously I give this movie 10/10

Any other cine tu want me to review, leave it in comments.. Just plase, no más of those... Other, movies.. Looking at "you" WindWaker430

My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a árbol stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. tu look very adorable. I gotta take tu to meet some friends.

So she walks...

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arco iris Factory (Alternate Ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction o performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris department...

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two caballos with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely por their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful día in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have tu done?
Pete: You're still going...

6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all amor movies, and I was dado the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique lista for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his más serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic foto of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

Canada24 RE-Reviews Cannibal Halocoast

posted by Canada24

Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* rosado, rosa flamenco, flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..

So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animales simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...

New reviews of HELLSING: Episodes 3 and 4

posted by Canada24

It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, por Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead por Pip)

Pip

After being shown that vampiros do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...

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4 small preguntas I have over RED DEAD REDEMPTION

posted by Canada24

#1: HOW DID LANDON RICKETS GET JOHN'S NAME:
In the mission where Landon gives tu 3rd dead eye. John never told Landon his name.
So how did he know it during the siguiente mission?

#2: DOSE ANYONE MAKE JOHN MARSTON FAMISH FOR "BAD" REASONS:
I think about it.
But it's just something about John, that makes it (mentally) impossible for me to go around killing and robbing the innocent people for no actual reason.
Instead I'm always saving strangers, and doing night watches, not even killing on night watches, just hogtying them.
I wonder what would happen if tu make him famish for the "wrong" reasons. But...

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Windwakerguy430's parte superior, arriba Ten anime I Recommend to Canada24

posted by windwakerguy430

After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him por giving him some anime to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo

I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...

addicted to música xD

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parte superior, arriba ten Major quotes.. (cause he's so awesome).

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Major: My friends, it has often been dicho that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I amor war!

#2:
The Major: Here it comes, I can feel it. A mighty river, a river of death. *laughs* The dead, ha, shall dance... AND ALL OF HELL SHALL SING!!

#3:
Major: Our purpose, is the total absence of purpose.. tu should be aware, Fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredeemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak, of course, of myself.
Maxwell: (to Major) Your insane..
Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity? Then...

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My old guitarra :)

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GTA ☆

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Me..

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parte superior, arriba ten Jimmy Tatro sketches

posted by Canada24

#1: ON SET WITH HOMIES:
Jimmy is a minor character on Grown Ups 2, and he made a pretend tour video of what it's like being on set.
But everyone hates him.
Example:
Girl: So who the hell is Jimmy?
Guy: I KNOW RIGHT!!... GOD HE JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

#2: 22 JUMP calle TRAILER:
Due to his big role in this movie. He's been asked to make trailer of it. And they give him ten million dollars to do so.
Sadly.
What Tatro gives them is complete crap.
Jonah colina and Channing Tatrum both die, and Rooster must save the world from a alien invasion that is NOTHING to do with the plot of the film..

#3: THAT...

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Character Profile, GANGER

posted by Canada24

Ganger is one of the main villains of THE STORY OF DITTO and DITTO RETURNS..

His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)

Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns arco iris Dash into a changeling, and calls her a perra before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)

From here, Ganger becomes...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 63

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight...

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parte superior, arriba ten characters who die, even though I voted for them to LIVE

posted by Canada24

#10: STEVEN STONE (Scream 3):
He was probably dick actually.
But still dosen't make any less easy to see Patrick Walburton be murdered, por a rather pathetic killer..
At least he didn't go down 'easy', he nearly succeed in strangling Ghostface to death, despite having been stabbed in the back with sharp knife. But of coarse. Ghostface manages to defeat him.. Other wise the movie would be over "literary" before it even started..

#9: TYE (see no evil):
There's little I remember about this movie.
But as I remember I was starting to really like the black character Tye.
But then he has to go and take...

Ice Nine Kills - Assault & Batteries

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My channel my música 🎸

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parte superior, arriba 6 most EVIL protagonists:

posted by Canada24

#1: REN HOEX:
I think I use to like this guy.
I certainly amor the voice every time I watch youtube clips of this show. He's actually HILARIOUS..
But, as expected, ADULT PARTY took his well known insanity WAY too far. Making him a TORTURE PORN.
Quite lterary.
I mean torturing other living creatures is PORN to him. He fucking masturbates towards the misery and suffering of others in the adult party verison. That kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it?
But as I remember, even in the original. Ren wasn't excatly a "pleasant person".
We all loved him.
But still.. His villainish acts contain the following......