#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little más sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN tu SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case tu didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a ballena after him. Plankton decides to end it all. tu read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't tu see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't tu just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did tu see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little más sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN tu SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.
New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".. Why, didn't, this, show, END!?
#2: PATRICK:
Once the most beloved character of the show.. He's stupid, but he always meant well.. Well.. Mostly.
Sure Old Patrick can be a asshole sometimes (espically I'm with Stupid). In the Valentine's one he even turned psychoic..
But new Patrick is just a bully.. A lying, senseless, sociopath.. Clearly a bad influence on Spongebob. If Spongebob was OLD SPONGEBOB he would find a "real friend"..
#3: MR KRABS:
Well, he certain was never "season 1 Krabs".. Who was basically Spongebob's father figure.. But he was always amongst my favorites.. He's just the "right" amount of mean and selfish to be lovable about it. And is still a good guy underneath.
But, of coarse. Want proof of how much he's ruined. Watch ONE COARSE MEAL.
Plankton is trying to (once again) steal the Krabby Patty formula. Pearl shows up, (just to ask for money) and Plankton is terrified because he has heard that whales eat plankton. Mr. Krabs uses this fear to create a master plan to stop Plankton once and for all. Mr. Krabs creates a costume that looks exactly like Pearl, and begins to scare Plankton, even when he's not doing anything that endangers the Krusty Krab. Great message for children, right? Don't worry, it gets worse. Plankton is starting to go insane. Literally insane. He doesn't cut his hair, his toenails, he wears tissue boxes for shoes, and Karen (his wife, in case tu didn't know) does nothing to help, because she doesn't believe him when he tells her that there is a ballena after him. Plankton decides to end it all. tu read correctly. "Well, they probably don't go too far into that detail, right? " Wrong. Plankton goes right in the middle of the road, and lies down on his back. "Well, children probably don't know what's happening, right? " Eh... normally, yes. But then when SpongeBob sees Plankton, he goes outside and talks to Plankton, to which Plankton says this: "Can't tu see I'm trying to get run over?! " and "In fact why don't tu just step on me? ". So now children know that Plankton wants to die. "Well, Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together sometimes, so if Krabs found out, he would help him, right? " Oh I wish. Because that would make sense. But instead, the writers go to a new low. SpongeBob goes into Krabs' office, and tells him that Plankton is lying in the road. What does Krabs do? Does he rush out there to help his old friend, and tell him it was him the whole time? Does he apologize for what he has done? Coarse not. He laughs. Yep. He LAUGHS. I'm not even going to continue typing about this..
#4: MRS PUFF:
Mrs. Puff used to be a teacher who didn't know what to do about SpongeBob and often found herself grimacing in his presence, but all in all, she really did care about SpongeBob and want him to learn. That used to be her, like, life's ambition- to teach him to drive. Did tu see her face in that episode with Patrick talking to him in the walkie talkie? Her face held so much joy.
Now, there's a episode dedicated to her trying to MURDER him.. Yes, Modern Spongebob is off putting, but murdering him!?
"You know! For kids!" - Nostaglia Critic
Okay.. The first thing tu guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw tu in front of a bus without a segundo thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when tu really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him más pain.
Anyway.
Not much más to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw tu in front of a bus without a segundo thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when tu really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him más pain.
Anyway.
Not much más to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
I'm decided to start reviewing this mostrar as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I amor Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.
That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.
What are your thoughts?
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..
#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..
#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..
#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..
#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't amor Bowser..