Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 reviews BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN:

posted by Canada24

Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, o somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably will.

But may I say.. Slenderman is way más interesting than I realized.. He's the modern boogeyman, nobody knows excatly what he is, o if he's an angel, o a demon.. He's mysterious in everyway.. That's kinda awesome.

Plus, I have the Slenderman song on Itunes.

Certainly más awesome than almost every other character on Creepypasta.. ESPICALLY Jeff the Killer..

Jeff is suppose to be this tragic, victim of circumstance.
Really!?
Because ONE near death expirence, and he loses his sanity, cuts off eyelids and burns his face, and cuts a Heath Ledger joker smile on his face.. And than murders his entire family. And there's not even any motive for it.. His brother went too jail for him, so Jeff even murders "him".. Plus...

MOM: Honey. Our son is mentally ill.
DAD: Should we take him too a hospital?
MOM: No fuck that. Get your gun!

Windwakerguy430 Interesting........ Slenderman still sucks.

Canada24 Yes.. But when they compare it to The Pipe Pepper, it's more interesting I had no idea Pipe Pepper was so mysterious.. I thought all he did was entertain rats.. Not that he was a mysterious being, that saved a town from a plague of rats with his magical music.. But when the citizens refuse to pay for this service, he retaliates by using his instrument's magical power on their children, leading them away as he had the rats. And the childrun where never heard from again.

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parte superior, arriba ten horror cine that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered por their on youngest child, who became possessed por Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have tu see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once tu see his face in the 'movie', tu never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once tu see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

posted by Canada24

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the parte superior, arriba of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And tu gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) por the way. I'm gonna start a misceláneo relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All tu have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorito! character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time.. For Now

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do tu want?...

parte superior, arriba Ten most hated Video Game Characters:

posted by Canada24

#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He estola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"

#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the parte superior, arriba of everybody's hate list..

#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...

rosado, rosa Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, tu cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how tu try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till siguiente episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, amor to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left tu bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

metallica /bloody icono ~

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niko and packie por b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know tu won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot tu in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD tu CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge culo review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

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Amines that EVERYONE tells me to watch

posted by Canada24

DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D

MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..

DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..

HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..

BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..

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parte superior, arriba ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES: Best of Trevor himself:

posted by Canada24

#1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a misceláneo magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract tu as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) tu just been T-Jacked, bitch!

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#2::

Ron: So boss....

Old VS New: Nightmare on Elms calle

posted by Canada24

When tu watch the más serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a seguro place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes tu feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..

Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...

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parte superior, arriba ten songs por King Diamond (real name Kim Bendix Petersen)

posted by Canada24

Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.

#2:...

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awesome ''Korn'' fondo de pantalla

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Source: deviantart

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If your face says who tu are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"

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Saten Twist Adventures: lista of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little poni, pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never mostrando him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...