#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If tu hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the dicho door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every tiburón movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good frases quickly became ruined por internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy o odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, o do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..
#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..
#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If tu hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the dicho door, FUCKIN RUN!!
#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..
#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..
#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t funny, so that means the hundredth time MUST be funny..
#7: JAWS RIP OFFS:
Every tiburón movie EVER..
#8: POINTLESS SEX:
To keep us 'interested'..
#9: MEMES:
* 300
* Fellowship of the Ring
Are just two of the most well known examples.. Good frases quickly became ruined por internet's overuse of it..
#10: DUMB PARENTS:
Yes, no matter how crazy o odd the behavior of their children becomes, these horror parents just refuse to care, say, o do anything about it. In severe cases the statement “He/she must be on drugs!” is often spoken..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, o pato, drake and Josh. Heck. Even icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The tiburón may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. mover slowly toward the apuntalar, costa o a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms o kick o splash while tu swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the tiburón and the open ocean, mover away, o else the tiburón will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the tiburón DOSE attack, tu still need to stay calm. I know this is easier dicho than done. But. tu need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..